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Definitions by They Told Me I Had To

Rear View Tourist 

Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."

Rear View Tourism 

The act of deliberately using your rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"Hey man, on the way in this morning, there's this woman punching out her husband in the car behind me. I even started yelling her on."

"You've got to give up this rear view tourism, pal."

apologelato 

Being so sorry about something that you buy everyone an icecream.
"Something seems to be wrong here."
"I am mega apologelato about that!"

Cleverarity 

"You should have seen how we made this thing. That was cleverarity at its best!"

Agroholic 

A person who uses agression like alcholics use booze.
"That guy is the full agroholic."

Yadaholic 

A person who keeps on talking just for the sake of making sounds. Yada yada yada ...
'My maths teach is such a yadaholic, he never shuts up."