Definitions by Theamazinggeek

Living-in divorce 

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household

joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare

Living-in divorce by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

uxoremphobia 

(Fear of wife) a fear of what you wife will say or do if you get outa line

jake: whats wrong with kyle hes scared stiff
joe: simple uxoremphobia. man cant breath, sleep, or eat without fear of his wife critizing or breaking him in two.
jake: wheres his wife
joe: in the next county

uxoremphobia by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Active cougar den 

Used in conjunction with "walked into " basically its a room full of cougars in mid party. the worst of any kind involves both a open bar and a sex toy sales woman. many passing male interns have never returned upon going near such places

there were screeches , and horrifying sounds coming from the door. a young mail man and young sales man lay on the ground there clothes in tathers. the two young intern lawyers snuck a peek into near window. suddenly a cougar gave them a look. the boys realized they have to enter this active cougar den to hand mrs daley her divorce papers

Active cougar den by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Pit nymphos

Nymphomaniac women selected for the select task of keeping a male both occupied and imprisoned through the use of round the clock sexual intercourse. thus he lacks strength to even stand. for those who believe this idea is heaven this is an ironic twist of life. let me know how you feel after being drained for 5 times in a 2 hour period thats within a one day party that's lasted for the last 4 days going on 5

Ben had to go to work but he dare not even move les he wake the pit nymphos . For any kind of movement means to them you have energy for another round and shot

Pit nymphos by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Ladies of the pit 

(Reference to Bram Stoker "Dracula") Vampire women whose sole job was to Drain men of there Strength to keep them imprisoned by siphoning both blood and semen using blood sucking (to a brink of death) and sexual intercourse

The ladies of the pit surrounded the hero with eyes red as blood and prepared to attack

Ladies of the pit by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Letterman list 

Usually in Conjunction with "the"
In Reference to The David letterman list.

A term for a list of the top answers to a topic. Usually the topic and/or its topic can be comical or serious. Number of answers are typically between 5 and 10 answers

Harvey: Give me the Letterman list then.

John: Earth, Dad, pizza, sex, cold beer, fast cars, sex, Aeryn, love.

Harvey: Well, we're both dead.

John: Screw you.

Letterman list by Theamazinggeek January 4, 2017

hare 

a type of impulsive person (may they be male or female) who fall instantly in love at first sight, and when a better catch (usually physical looks but sometimes financial, sexual, etc. superiority to the last lover ) should pass by, the hare will break up withe their current lover to pursue the new love. The key difference between a hare and any other kind of person is that a hare will have a "buyers remorse"phase afterwards. In his phase the hare will be missing his/her previous lover, so much they are in tears but at the same time having feeling for her new lover.

Please note the following:

* While some can scream slut, douche or tramp this is untrue. Its due to the impulsive nature that they hop from one lover to the next hoping to find the perfect one.

damn that stupid hare broke with me. Shes going out with my best friend

hare by Theamazinggeek May 28, 2015