Definitions by The_Trill_LV

HatNav 

Where a normal driver gets confused as to precisley where his satnav is telling him to turn. As a result he slows down to a crawl, thus adopting the driving approach of a person who wears a hat to drive. Which fucks off those people following him beyond belief.

Driver: fuck, where does it mean to go left. Is it here or that road just along there?
Driver's chick: Whatever, get a move on you hat
Driver: Shit, sorry, bit of a hatnav

Driver following slow car: For fucks sake; make your fucking mind up you cunt. What? You going to turn into a field you fucking idiot!!! Fucking hatnav again!

HatNav by The_Trill_LV September 21, 2013

Hirst

When a friend of acquaintance adds an inexplicable surcharge to a casual financial transaction - which you strongly suspect him of pocketing.

"The ticket for the gig said $45 but he hirstied it to $50. He mumbled something about booking charges. "

First Bro: "I gave Dave $20 to get us four coffees. He only gave me $4 change."
Second Bro: "Man, he has totally hirstied you."

Hirst by The_Trill_LV July 16, 2013

Federer 

When a dude settles for a chick several leagues below what he could have attained.

Person 1: "Man, Jake is ripped and pretty hot. What is he doing with that Hobag?"
Person 2: "He has totally Federered"

"I really need to have sex tonight. I'll play it safe in the club and go for a Federer"

Federer by The_Trill_LV July 16, 2013

Wag 

When you ring a friend on his cell phone, he sees it is you and rejects the call

"Man, I rang Brad and it cut off after two rings. He's totally wagged me."

"Dude, I can't believe you wagged me last night. I thought you had more respect."

Wag by The_Trill_LV July 15, 2013