Definitions by The_Hawk
Olden Spiddle
The excess spit or spiddle expelled from an elderly person's mouth. This most frequently occurs while they are retelling long stories from "back in their day." It has been rumored that collecting this olden spiddle and putting it in your boots will bless you with protection from certain outside threats, however, this has never been successfully proven.
Oldman Miller: Back in my day, we didn't have boots like you do, we had to make our boots from scratch, and we had to use charcoal, but the charcoal would go out before you were done...
Crazy Bob: Get the olden spiddle, put it in your boots!
Crazy Bob: Get the olden spiddle, put it in your boots!
Olden Spiddle by The_Hawk August 8, 2009
Bullseye
Arguably, one of the best camp breakfasts there is and yet also one of the simplest to make. A bullseye is made by removing the center of a piece of bread and putting it in a greased cast iron skillet on a grate over a campfire. Then, an egg is cracked and dropped in the hole in the bread (hence the name bullseye). Finally, cheese and/or ham is placed on it and it's allowed to cook, flipping as necessary. However, pepperoni (or ronies) can also be used in place of the ham or it can be eaten plain.
Can I have a bullseye, ham and possibly ronies
Tell me Kathryn, do you want your eggs cooked up sunny side
I want to sleep
Don't you dare close your eyes!!!
Tell me Kathryn, do you want your eggs cooked up sunny side
I want to sleep
Don't you dare close your eyes!!!
Warmicus Fuzziness
Legendary gladiator who is famous for his compassion. Rather than brutally killing his opponents after defeating them as was the common practice and tradition of the day, Warmicus Fuzziness would simply draw his initials, WF, in the sand next to his fallen opponent and thrust his weapon into the ground sparing his opponent's life. This is why it is common practice to honor Warmicus Fuzziness's memory by signing any Warm Fuzzy you make <3 WF.
Warmicus Fuzziness by The_Hawk August 6, 2009
Salsa Emergency
An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.
Salsa Emergency!!
I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.
I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.
I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
Salsa Emergency by The_Hawk August 5, 2009
Cinco de Nacho
Celebrated on the fifth of every month, Cinco de Nacho, is a holiday celebrating the glory and deliciousness of nachos. To properly celebrate Cinco de Nacho, 4+ trays of nachos with varieties of toppings loaded on top are needed along with lots of friends and/or family to celebrate with and fireworks to follow after the eating of the nachos. However, when circumstances dictate otherwise it has also become acceptable to celebrate Cinco de Nacho in a simpler fashion such as a simple run to Sheetz to get nachos by yourself.
Cinco de Nacho by The_Hawk August 4, 2009
Bluestone
Bluestone is a magical place where people who just met consider each other family, dogs wear people clothes, purple gorillas play tag, superheroes are real and make appearances just when they're needed most, fires reach to the skies, problems seem to fade away, and lives are changed.
Friendship for a lifetime
And a family that grows
Each and every moment
Love is being woven
Through the Father, Son, and Spirit
I have learned and now I know
That Bluestone through the ages
Will always be, like coming home
And a family that grows
Each and every moment
Love is being woven
Through the Father, Son, and Spirit
I have learned and now I know
That Bluestone through the ages
Will always be, like coming home
Lukewarm Smoothie
In contrast to a Warm Fuzzy or Cold Prickly, a Lukewarm Smoothie is a note given to someone which causes a confusion of good and bad emotions or indifference due to either the self-contradicting nature of the message or being a simple statement conveying no clear emotion. Additionally, a Lukewarm Smoothie is typically given anonymously and signed simply <3 LWS.
Examples of Lukewarm Smoothies:
1. Peter, you look like a Lakie, but I still like you. <3 LWS
2. Michael, you have blonde hair and blue eyes just like your sister. <3 LWS
1. Peter, you look like a Lakie, but I still like you. <3 LWS
2. Michael, you have blonde hair and blue eyes just like your sister. <3 LWS
Lukewarm Smoothie by The_Hawk August 3, 2009