Old bag of bones

A skinny old person. Usually used as a derogatory term.

(While walking through an old, abandoned house)

Mark- "Dude there is garbage everywhere"

Sheiswan- "I know, the old bag of bones that owned this place didn't know how to throw anything away"

Mark- "Look, an old yo-gurt cup. Its 'Fruit on the bottom"

Sheiswan- "I hate fruit on the bottom of yo-gurt. Mix that shit up"

by The_Buddy November 15, 2011

Wrist Piece

A watch. Usually a high class watch, such as a Rolex, IWC, or other Swiss-made watch. However, a high dollar watch to the working class could be a Fossil, Nixon, or Guess.

John Jacob- "Woah, better check your wrist piece, we got to get to the House of Blues real soon! I don't want to miss the Bowling For Soup/Good Charlotte concert."

Martin- "I know, this traffic jam is at least a mile long. My $40,000 Platinum IWC Pilot watch reads 7:49. We got 11 minutes."

John Jacob- "Why is the traffic even backed up so far?"

Martin- "There is a grand opening of a Chik-Fil-A up ahead"

John Jacob- "Eet mor chikin"

by The_Buddy November 19, 2010

Trunk

The part of a car where you put dead bodies. Some people buy a car based on the size of the trunk. The larger the trunk, the more bodies you can fit in the trunk.

(At a car dealer, viewing a new car..)
Melvin- "Lets see mow much trunk space this new sedan has..."

Salesman Bender- "Alrighty then" (pops the trunk of the new car)

Melvin- "I can fit at about.. 4 bodies in there. Its perfect"

Salesman Bender- "Lets go fill out the paperwork and maybe have some peppermint schnapps, eh?"

by The_Buddy November 18, 2010

Backwash

The sediment and/or particles of whatever you're eating that ends up in your drink.

William- "Hey Sven, what are those floatin' things in your cup of Perrier?"

Sven- "Just some backwash of water chestnut and sesame"

William- "Why on gods green earth were you eating water chestnuts and sesame seeds?"

Sven- "I.. dont.. know..."

by The_Buddy August 22, 2011

Shrimp

The food of the Sea.

Millions of Shrimp inhabit the blue waters of the world. It is a delicious food to eat. In the words of Bubba Blue, you can make shrimp stir fry, shrimp gumbo, shrimp salad, bbq shrimp, broiled shrimp, boiled shrimp, baked shrimp, sauteed shrimp, shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, deep fried shrimp, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp with potatoes, or a shrimp sandwich.

by The_Buddy January 11, 2010

Burnin' hot

Used to describe something that is very hot when the more common, grammar-correct, simple word "very" won't suffice. Used as a slang term; or could be considered an ebonic term.

Gerard: "Dude, are these twinkies ready to come out of the deep fryer?"

Frank Fritz: "Yeah, but don't eat 'em yet, they'll be burnin' hot"

Gerard: "No biggie, ill just have an orange Julius while i wait"

Frank Fritz: "Thats straight"

Gerard: "Piss off, ya douche!"

Frank Fritz: "If by piss, you mean the urine i put in your Julius, then yes"

by The_Buddy April 05, 2011

Pipes

Vocal cords

Man alive, check out the pipes on Damon. He just sung the McDonalds jingle spot-on key!! I'm lovin' it!!

by The_Buddy December 29, 2013