19 definitions by The_Buddy
Joanna- "I'm so fat"
April- "To be honest, you really are fat"
Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"
April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)
Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"
(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)
David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"
Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"
David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
April- "To be honest, you really are fat"
Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"
April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)
Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"
(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)
David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"
Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"
David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
by The_Buddy January 25, 2010
Dart- "Hey Boyd, wheres all the pellegrino?"
Boyd- "Wheres the what now?
Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"
Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"
Boyd- "Wheres the what now?
Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"
Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"
by The_Buddy January 9, 2012
Millions of Shrimp inhabit the blue waters of the world. It is a delicious food to eat. In the words of Bubba Blue, you can make shrimp stir fry, shrimp gumbo, shrimp salad, bbq shrimp, broiled shrimp, boiled shrimp, baked shrimp, sauteed shrimp, shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, deep fried shrimp, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp with potatoes, or a shrimp sandwich.
by The_Buddy January 12, 2010
Blue eyes, very pretty blue eyes.
Aisha- "LaTisha, theres Bert! go talk to him!"
LaTisha- "I don't think he would want to! I'm so fugly"
Aisha- " Just go over to him, gaze into his eyes with your beautiful blues and he will be hypnotized"
LaTisha- "Alright, but let me finish my double cheeseburger first."
LaTisha- "I don't think he would want to! I'm so fugly"
Aisha- " Just go over to him, gaze into his eyes with your beautiful blues and he will be hypnotized"
LaTisha- "Alright, but let me finish my double cheeseburger first."
by The_Buddy January 13, 2010
William- "Hey Sven, what are those floatin' things in your cup of Perrier?"
Sven- "Just some backwash of water chestnut and sesame"
William- "Why on gods green earth were you eating water chestnuts and sesame seeds?"
Sven- "I.. dont.. know..."
Sven- "Just some backwash of water chestnut and sesame"
William- "Why on gods green earth were you eating water chestnuts and sesame seeds?"
Sven- "I.. dont.. know..."
by The_Buddy August 18, 2011
The part of a car where you put dead bodies. Some people buy a car based on the size of the trunk. The larger the trunk, the more bodies you can fit in the trunk.
(At a car dealer, viewing a new car..)
Melvin- "Lets see mow much trunk space this new sedan has..."
Salesman Bender- "Alrighty then" (pops the trunk of the new car)
Melvin- "I can fit at about.. 4 bodies in there. Its perfect"
Salesman Bender- "Lets go fill out the paperwork and maybe have some peppermint schnapps, eh?"
Melvin- "Lets see mow much trunk space this new sedan has..."
Salesman Bender- "Alrighty then" (pops the trunk of the new car)
Melvin- "I can fit at about.. 4 bodies in there. Its perfect"
Salesman Bender- "Lets go fill out the paperwork and maybe have some peppermint schnapps, eh?"
by The_Buddy November 15, 2010
That fart came out of Johnny's brownie gun so loud and obscure that Bill Cosby asked if there was a load in his pants
by The_Buddy November 22, 2010