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Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.
by The_Buddy June 18, 2011
Get the Feeding the Meter mug.Joanna- "I'm so fat"
April- "To be honest, you really are fat"
Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"
April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)
Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"
(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)
David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"
Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"
David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
April- "To be honest, you really are fat"
Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"
April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)
Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"
(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)
David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"
Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"
David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
by The_Buddy January 26, 2010
Get the Krispy Kreme Diet mug.Dart- "Hey Boyd, wheres all the pellegrino?"
Boyd- "Wheres the what now?
Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"
Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"
Boyd- "Wheres the what now?
Dart- "Ya know, the water, im thirsty after i ate the rest of the generic fritos and rice"
Boyd- "Just call it water next time, dill hole"
by The_Buddy January 9, 2012
Get the Pellegrino mug.Man alive, check out the pipes on Damon. He just sung the McDonalds jingle spot-on key!! I'm lovin' it!!
by The_Buddy December 29, 2013
Get the Pipes mug.After finishing his green bean casserole, Steve had to defecate, so he headed to the bathroom. The male flight attendant said he had to wait approximately 3 minutes for the Boeing to jettison the fecal matter.
These Boing bombs are easily identifiable on earth by the peanuts left behing in the boeing bomb.
These Boing bombs are easily identifiable on earth by the peanuts left behing in the boeing bomb.
by The_Buddy May 10, 2011
Get the Boeing bomb mug.The part of a car where you put dead bodies. Some people buy a car based on the size of the trunk. The larger the trunk, the more bodies you can fit in the trunk.
(At a car dealer, viewing a new car..)
Melvin- "Lets see mow much trunk space this new sedan has..."
Salesman Bender- "Alrighty then" (pops the trunk of the new car)
Melvin- "I can fit at about.. 4 bodies in there. Its perfect"
Salesman Bender- "Lets go fill out the paperwork and maybe have some peppermint schnapps, eh?"
Melvin- "Lets see mow much trunk space this new sedan has..."
Salesman Bender- "Alrighty then" (pops the trunk of the new car)
Melvin- "I can fit at about.. 4 bodies in there. Its perfect"
Salesman Bender- "Lets go fill out the paperwork and maybe have some peppermint schnapps, eh?"
by The_Buddy November 18, 2010
Get the Trunk mug.Blue eyes, very pretty blue eyes.
Aisha- "LaTisha, theres Bert! go talk to him!"
LaTisha- "I don't think he would want to! I'm so fugly"
Aisha- " Just go over to him, gaze into his eyes with your beautiful blues and he will be hypnotized"
LaTisha- "Alright, but let me finish my double cheeseburger first."
LaTisha- "I don't think he would want to! I'm so fugly"
Aisha- " Just go over to him, gaze into his eyes with your beautiful blues and he will be hypnotized"
LaTisha- "Alright, but let me finish my double cheeseburger first."
by The_Buddy January 12, 2010
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