A name given to a child only by a parent who really wants to hate their child and one day and ruin their high school reputation and lower their ego.
Substitute teacher Mr. Butkis- "Is Richard Cox here? or does he go by Dick? Dick Cox? Are you present?"
Marvin-"(pointing his finger) Dick boy is right over there! HAHA your name is 2 private parts!!!!"
(Richard Cox runs out of the room and heads toward the cafeteria to eat his pain away, since Marvin Crushed his reputation)
Marvin-"(pointing his finger) Dick boy is right over there! HAHA your name is 2 private parts!!!!"
(Richard Cox runs out of the room and heads toward the cafeteria to eat his pain away, since Marvin Crushed his reputation)
by The_Buddy January 15, 2010
That fart came out of Johnny's brownie gun so loud and obscure that Bill Cosby asked if there was a load in his pants
by The_Buddy November 22, 2010
The part of a car where you put dead bodies. Some people buy a car based on the size of the trunk. The larger the trunk, the more bodies you can fit in the trunk.
(At a car dealer, viewing a new car..)
Melvin- "Lets see mow much trunk space this new sedan has..."
Salesman Bender- "Alrighty then" (pops the trunk of the new car)
Melvin- "I can fit at about.. 4 bodies in there. Its perfect"
Salesman Bender- "Lets go fill out the paperwork and maybe have some peppermint schnapps, eh?"
Melvin- "Lets see mow much trunk space this new sedan has..."
Salesman Bender- "Alrighty then" (pops the trunk of the new car)
Melvin- "I can fit at about.. 4 bodies in there. Its perfect"
Salesman Bender- "Lets go fill out the paperwork and maybe have some peppermint schnapps, eh?"
by The_Buddy November 15, 2010
Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"
Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"
Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"
Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"
Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"
by The_Buddy January 01, 2010
(While walking through an old, abandoned house)
Mark- "Dude there is garbage everywhere"
Sheiswan- "I know, the old bag of bones that owned this place didn't know how to throw anything away"
Mark- "Look, an old yo-gurt cup. Its 'Fruit on the bottom"
Sheiswan- "I hate fruit on the bottom of yo-gurt. Mix that shit up"
Mark- "Dude there is garbage everywhere"
Sheiswan- "I know, the old bag of bones that owned this place didn't know how to throw anything away"
Mark- "Look, an old yo-gurt cup. Its 'Fruit on the bottom"
Sheiswan- "I hate fruit on the bottom of yo-gurt. Mix that shit up"
by The_Buddy November 15, 2011
Millions of Shrimp inhabit the blue waters of the world. It is a delicious food to eat. In the words of Bubba Blue, you can make shrimp stir fry, shrimp gumbo, shrimp salad, bbq shrimp, broiled shrimp, boiled shrimp, baked shrimp, sauteed shrimp, shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, deep fried shrimp, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp with potatoes, or a shrimp sandwich.
by The_Buddy January 12, 2010
William- "Hey Sven, what are those floatin' things in your cup of Perrier?"
Sven- "Just some backwash of water chestnut and sesame"
William- "Why on gods green earth were you eating water chestnuts and sesame seeds?"
Sven- "I.. dont.. know..."
Sven- "Just some backwash of water chestnut and sesame"
William- "Why on gods green earth were you eating water chestnuts and sesame seeds?"
Sven- "I.. dont.. know..."
by The_Buddy August 18, 2011