hamster gymnastics

ham•ster gym•nas•tics

/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/

1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior

2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'

My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 03, 2021

life condiments

/līf ˈkändəm(ə)nts/

life con•di•ments

Definition: psychotropic drugs that are used sparingly

Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.

by TheTallestPsychonaut November 17, 2023

highdrated

to have an optimal ratio of water and THC in your body

Chris: Stoners, smoke your weed, drink your water, and stay highdrated

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 22, 2023

weaponized comfortability

a passive-aggressive tactic where someone claims to be uncomfortable to force circumstances to change

They complained to HR, but got called out for utilizing weaponized comfortability to get the other employees in unnecessary trouble.

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 05, 2025

cocanaut

/ˈkōkəˈnɑu̯t/

co•ca•naut

def.: a cocanaut is someone who explores altered states of consciousness through the use of cocaine

I've done six 8 balls this week. I'm a straight-up cocanaut.

by TheTallestPsychonaut July 16, 2021

Lincoln energy

/ˈlɪŋkən ɛn.ɚ.d͡ʒi/

The energy exuded by people―mainly men―that live in Lincoln, NE

Daniel: that comedian from Lincoln was weird
Chris: yeah major Lincoln energy

by TheTallestPsychonaut March 20, 2025

Alien flipping

ey-lee-uhn, flip-ing

(Verb)

The act of ingesting Psilocybin Mushrooms and 2C-B, then smoking DMT at the peak of the trip

Friend: You looked outta your head last night
Me: That's what happens when you're Alien flipping

by TheTallestPsychonaut November 07, 2020