AOC, or Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, is an Applebee's bartender who was promoted to Congress after being selected via the Democrat's 'Loser Lottery' initiative.
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Abuela: Dios mio, my roof, eet seenk, water, eet pour. Plees AOC, lend me the $500.
AOC: This government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days
AOC: This government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days
by TheSaltergeist June 05, 2021
A Cuckmedian is a Liberal who uses their platform to spread Leftist propaganda. Usually in the form of 'Late Night' shitshows whereupon they feature Commie shill anti-Trump guests disguised as celebrities.
The most cripplingly unfunny individuals populate this segment, often marketing their shows as ''humorous prime time current affairs'' programming. When in fact, 90% of their material still involves Donald Trump (Who hasn't been in office for 4 months). The other 10% consists of anti-white, anti-male fairytale hyperbole.
Notable Cuckmedians include Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver and the entire crapstew cast of SNL.
Cuckmedians are used by political mega-pedos and media oligarch kid-diddlers to spread Liberal propaganda to disembodied and dishearten actual normal people. This makes them literal AIDS to the obviously superior tenets of Western civilisation.
Just say 'No' to Liberal AIDS.
The most cripplingly unfunny individuals populate this segment, often marketing their shows as ''humorous prime time current affairs'' programming. When in fact, 90% of their material still involves Donald Trump (Who hasn't been in office for 4 months). The other 10% consists of anti-white, anti-male fairytale hyperbole.
Notable Cuckmedians include Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver and the entire crapstew cast of SNL.
Cuckmedians are used by political mega-pedos and media oligarch kid-diddlers to spread Liberal propaganda to disembodied and dishearten actual normal people. This makes them literal AIDS to the obviously superior tenets of Western civilisation.
Just say 'No' to Liberal AIDS.
AndyTifa: See that Cuckmedian show last night? Colbert cried because Biden got elected with dominion machines.
Bee'el Emm: Really? Wow. He is just the type of zim/zer/zhey I want to be when I get my first job
AndyTifa: But you're 58
Bee'el Emm: Really? Wow. He is just the type of zim/zer/zhey I want to be when I get my first job
AndyTifa: But you're 58
by TheSaltergeist May 21, 2021
Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.
Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
by TheSaltergeist December 27, 2020