Despite concessions being made, a large man was resisting arrest strongly, after attempting to steal from a grocery store with a fake bill.
It took all officers to hold him down.
Delboy adopted the textbook prone knee hold to the man to restrict his maneuverability. The man continued to shout and make the same claims he had been making for the previous 30 minutes. Delboy asked his colleagues to call paramedics as the man was complaining of medical issues.
When the paramedics arrived, the man's heart had stopped beating. It was later found that he had ingested a large amount of fentanyl, which had strained his already diseased heart.
The man was pronounced dead some time later. This event would ensure that Delboy's name would be etched into the publics memory for quite some time to come. Delboy was charged for his claimed misconduct and placed under arrest. What followed was months of backlash, rioting, looting, destruction of property, arson, rape and murder, mostly by a certain group of people, in reaction to the occurrence.
A year later, the riots still ongoing in some cities, the trial began. An ready foregone conclusion,
Celebrities, politicians and galaxy-brained representatives of a certain community rejoiced at the guilty verdict, but some went a little too far. And some went too far, even before the jury had delivered their verdict. Resulting in the current situation of Delboy currently awaiting sentencing pending the outcome of a requested retrial.
It took all officers to hold him down.
Delboy adopted the textbook prone knee hold to the man to restrict his maneuverability. The man continued to shout and make the same claims he had been making for the previous 30 minutes. Delboy asked his colleagues to call paramedics as the man was complaining of medical issues.
When the paramedics arrived, the man's heart had stopped beating. It was later found that he had ingested a large amount of fentanyl, which had strained his already diseased heart.
The man was pronounced dead some time later. This event would ensure that Delboy's name would be etched into the publics memory for quite some time to come. Delboy was charged for his claimed misconduct and placed under arrest. What followed was months of backlash, rioting, looting, destruction of property, arson, rape and murder, mostly by a certain group of people, in reaction to the occurrence.
A year later, the riots still ongoing in some cities, the trial began. An ready foregone conclusion,
Celebrities, politicians and galaxy-brained representatives of a certain community rejoiced at the guilty verdict, but some went a little too far. And some went too far, even before the jury had delivered their verdict. Resulting in the current situation of Delboy currently awaiting sentencing pending the outcome of a requested retrial.
Morris: You always go too far and Delboy Chauvin the situation.
Brookes: I didn't mean to it just escalated and went somewhere it shouldn't have.
Morris: I guess it was kinda my fault to begin with, not really yours for having to Delboy Chauvin me.
Brookes: I didn't mean to it just escalated and went somewhere it shouldn't have.
Morris: I guess it was kinda my fault to begin with, not really yours for having to Delboy Chauvin me.
by TheSaltergeist May 15, 2021
Get the Delboy Chauvinmug. AOC, or Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, is an Applebee's bartender who was promoted to Congress after being selected via the Democrat's 'Loser Lottery' initiative.
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Abuela: Dios mio, my roof, eet seenk, water, eet pour. Plees AOC, lend me the $500.
AOC: This government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days
AOC: This government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days
by TheSaltergeist June 4, 2021
Get the AOCmug. A Palesraeli Dilemna is a situation wherein, you really don't care about either side of the argument, but are expected to feign sympathy with one side or the other.
Shlomo Sheklestein: Deez Arabs-uh, dey attack us wid rockets and deeg tunnels. Oi very, New Yoik City.
Tariq Towelheddy: Hhhcck.. hhhhck... de Jooz. Dey tek de land. Hhhhhck. It r belongz to us. HAMAS. Whhhckkkat yoo tink?
(My Thoughts: I really don't give a shit about either of you people or your bullshit. Palesraeli Dilemna.)
What I Am Expected To Say: Oh, such a sad... yeeaah...I have nothing but sympathy, I'm sure there is validity to both arguments.
Tariq Towelheddy: Hhhcck.. hhhhck... de Jooz. Dey tek de land. Hhhhhck. It r belongz to us. HAMAS. Whhhckkkat yoo tink?
(My Thoughts: I really don't give a shit about either of you people or your bullshit. Palesraeli Dilemna.)
What I Am Expected To Say: Oh, such a sad... yeeaah...I have nothing but sympathy, I'm sure there is validity to both arguments.
by TheSaltergeist June 3, 2021
Get the Palesraeli Dilemnamug.