National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
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Guy 2: I know this is off-topic, but how much do you weigh?
Guy 1: Uh, at least 300 pounds I think?
Guy 2: I think you're morbiusly obese.
Guy 2: I know this is off-topic, but how much do you weigh?
Guy 1: Uh, at least 300 pounds I think?
Guy 2: I think you're morbiusly obese.
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Guy 1: Dude! Did you just ratio me?
Guy 2: Uh... It looks like it.
Guy 1: Why though??
Guy 2: I didn't intend to ratio you!
Guy 1: Oh. So, I guess it was just a natural ratio.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you just ratio me?
Guy 2: Uh... It looks like it.
Guy 1: Why though??
Guy 2: I didn't intend to ratio you!
Guy 1: Oh. So, I guess it was just a natural ratio.
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Person 1: Hey...
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I have something to tell you.
Person 2: Ok. What is it?
Person 1: I'm Heatsexual.
Person 2: I'm sorry, you're WHAT now?
Person 1: Didn't you hear me? I said that I'm Heatsexual.
Person 2: That's not a real sexuality.
Person 1: YES IT IS!
Person 2: Are you fucking dumb? It isn't.
Person 1: YOU are the stupid one! IT. IS. A. SEXUALITY!!!!
Person 2: You are not just wrong, you are stupid.
Person 1: WHAT?!
Person 2: And you're ugly, just like your mom.
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I have something to tell you.
Person 2: Ok. What is it?
Person 1: I'm Heatsexual.
Person 2: I'm sorry, you're WHAT now?
Person 1: Didn't you hear me? I said that I'm Heatsexual.
Person 2: That's not a real sexuality.
Person 1: YES IT IS!
Person 2: Are you fucking dumb? It isn't.
Person 1: YOU are the stupid one! IT. IS. A. SEXUALITY!!!!
Person 2: You are not just wrong, you are stupid.
Person 1: WHAT?!
Person 2: And you're ugly, just like your mom.
by TheRandomGuy_BD November 13, 2021
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