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Darkside

(v) based on Pink Floyd's famous album, a helpful method in a bright city at night. There are many lights and maybe a full moon, so to darkside is to get at least 4 friends together and strategically place yourself near shop entrances, pull your pants down and moon tourists or locals silently. This provides something very dark to look at as they walk by and assists with their night shopping, returning home by taxi or simply walking around at night. A black hole in a city of glaring LED advertising and flashing lights.
As part of a tourist assistance group in Tokyo, we had 28 people darkside last night for over 2 hours, then went for dinner. They each took a 500ml bottle or two of water as it is tiring work. Many tourists passed by and were visibly removed to stop and state and escape rhe bright city lighting for the dark side of the moon for a few minutes before resuming their activities. Some even bought a drink and came back to sit down nearby and simply stare in to abyss for peace of mind.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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Kiwi Fruit

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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Penola Canka

Lumps on the penis which don't hurt or itch amd have been verified as non cancerous.

A treat for girls. A difficult operation to remove for guys.

But it is like those lumps on vibratory so as long as it isn't cancer, just leave there for kicks and thrills.
Dude I was scared. Lumps started forming on my little man. Anyway I went to the doctor, about 3 months later because I was nervous.

They put me in an MRI , worre gloves and diagnosed it. Apparently it is 55mm platelet with 6 lumps so the doctor looked very concerned.

Got the biopsy, no cancer. Just fun lumps.

Girls are worried at first. They think they can "catch cancer". I love Girls. "Of the floor is so flat" dumber the better.

Anyway they seem to like the little lumps a lot so win/win

Penola Canka
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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