Definitions by TheMemeRouter
rapture perch
a specially designed seat elevated from its surroundings that presents its occupant to the descending second coming of Jesus, ' the rapture'.
When i saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, i ran to my rapture perch, buckled up with a sodapop and clicked the 'save me first' button. I was instantly thrust high in the sky where i was first to meet my maker, in rural west virgina.
rapture perch by TheMemeRouter August 13, 2026
trumphatter
trumphatter by TheMemeRouter August 13, 2026
boxxmaxxing
A trend in architecture where housing or other structures are expanded to fill the maximum square footage ignoring all other design constraints ending in a very boxed structure with little personality
When we went to remodel our home the architect used the boxxmaxxing design principle. We got the max square footage we could. Its now a cold, cubey shape. You might think our home reached its maximum value, but trading all other uses for floor area only works on paper. Adding curves and outdoor spaces would have a been better use of our buildable envelope :(
boxxmaxxing by TheMemeRouter August 13, 2026
immediabetic
When you get a drink that is so sweet you know that if you finish it you will have diabetes by the end. That McCafe drink was immediabetic
immediabetic by TheMemeRouter August 13, 2026