Thijs

A dutch guy who just exists.
He's an alright friend who tries his best, and is generally an okay person to be around.
Listens to the most random of songs.
Either VERY straight or VERY gay.
Not much else to be said about him.
P1: Ay Thijs, wanna buy some snacks at the Appie later?
P2: Nah, sorry man, I can't. Mabye tommorrow?
P1: Sure thing.
by TheDumbAssGuy January 21, 2023
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I has a bucket

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...
animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET
by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022
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Malawi

Inflation simulator if it were real. People's average income there is 620 US dollars. 1 American dollar is 1017,50 Kwacha. That's 630850,00 kwacha. May seem like a lot, until you realize 10g of cheese is 1800 Kwacha...
Person 1: I'm rich in Malawi.
Person 2: How much money do you have then?
Person 1: I have 6 Million Kwacha.
Person 2: That's 5896 Dollars.
by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023
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Dream Stan

A person that "Stans" A famous Minecraft youtuber Dream. They are basically the definition of stupid. These people are usually 9-year olds sitting behind their crusty Ipads, And they will send death-threats to you if you simply say a sentence that is not positive about Dream. They will say they are going swat your fucking house if they are really dumb.

Their appearance usually differs from "normal" clothing to entire fucking cosplays regarding Dream. Sometimes they have a crush on Dream and say some really stupid stuff i cannot mention because it is not fucking humane/sane/appropriate.
9-year old: "I'm a dream stan"
Sane person: "Are you fucking delusional?"
by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2022
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