TheDumbAssGuy's definitions

Comedian

A person who tells lots of jokes.
Can either be good or bad.
...or straight up too far.

Person 1: I'm a Comedian.
Person 2: You are?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: oh, ok.
(Average conversation.)

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Aquarius199

A youtuber who mainly makes videos about DooM II and I WADS, mostly crappy WADs (Terry trap WADs). He's a cool guy. Sadly doesn't get a lot of views anymore. He has been around for more than 13 years on YouTube. Check him out if you like old DooM games.

Person 1: Have you heard of Aquarius199?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Cool!

by TheDumbAssGuy May 19, 2022

Sanity

The thing you will lose once you enter this site and stay too long.

Person 1: I've lost my sanity. It's in these definitions.
Person 2: HAhahahaaJAAAA DEFINE MORE WORDSSSSS

by TheDumbAssGuy June 16, 2022

Fortiguard

the most annoying ass software schools use to block all the funny sites you can access. If your school has this, good luck surviving without coolmath games.

Teacher: Fortiguard just said someone visited bigtitties.com. Are you this stupid?

by TheDumbAssGuy May 30, 2023

Malawi

Inflation simulator if it were real. People's average income there is 620 US dollars. 1 American dollar is 1017,50 Kwacha. That's 630850,00 kwacha. May seem like a lot, until you realize 10g of cheese is 1800 Kwacha...

Person 1: I'm rich in Malawi.
Person 2: How much money do you have then?
Person 1: I have 6 Million Kwacha.
Person 2: That's 5896 Dollars.

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

2022

The year Russia decided to invade Ukraine, and COVID finally calmed down. But now we've got monkey pox. 2023 will be worse probably.

Person 1: 2022 kinda sucks.

by TheDumbAssGuy June 10, 2022

Rocketpoweredmohawk

Formula 1 youtube's biggest sigma bastard that makes videos in his car.
Unlicensed F1 assasin, 3 kills (pual di resta, latifi n wtf1)
has no foken upload scheme
but the vids are golden

rocketpoweredmohawk is a sigma bastard.

by TheDumbAssGuy March 7, 2023