TheDumbAssGuy's definitions

Tomos A35

Moped produced by Tomos from 1954 to 2018, their year of bankruptcy. Famous for their kickstart, and being easy to tune up to 80km/h with modified stock parts. Not even kidding with that one. They have gradually fallen into obsecurity because of the rise of scooters. They're still driving around though. Reliable and fast, you should probably get one.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got a Tomos A35.
Guy 2: How fast does it go?
Guy 1: 50.
Guy 2: Jesus.

by TheDumbAssGuy May 10, 2023

2022

The year Russia decided to invade Ukraine, and COVID finally calmed down. But now we've got monkey pox. 2023 will be worse probably.

Person 1: 2022 kinda sucks.

by TheDumbAssGuy June 10, 2022

Sanity

The thing you will lose once you enter this site and stay too long.

Person 1: I've lost my sanity. It's in these definitions.
Person 2: HAhahahaaJAAAA DEFINE MORE WORDSSSSS

by TheDumbAssGuy June 16, 2022

Smoke Mardeljano

Serbian rapper, made some good songs like "Neka Kako Bude", "Pozitiva" and also is featured on "Tu Smo".

Guy 1: Wake up dude, new Smoke Mardeljano song just droped
Guy 2: Holy shit, no way!

by TheDumbAssGuy November 23, 2022

Agarbot.OVH

A PAID "agar.io" "Helper" bot which travels in one direction usually. It's advertised as "Helping the player" whilst it's actually just poorly made hacks. Mostly seen in "Experimental" Mode.

Person 1: OmG i BoUgHt A bOt iT's CaLlEd Agarbot.OVH
Person 2: you wasted your money.
Person 1: bBBbBb-Bb-bb-BuT i BoUgHt It FoR 0.23 GiGaBaLlS oN tHe CrYpToMaRkEt
Person 2: *dies*

by TheDumbAssGuy May 10, 2022

Dream Stan

A person that "Stans" A famous Minecraft youtuber Dream. They are basically the definition of stupid. These people are usually 9-year olds sitting behind their crusty Ipads, And they will send death-threats to you if you simply say a sentence that is not positive about Dream. They will say they are going swat your fucking house if they are really dumb.

Their appearance usually differs from "normal" clothing to entire fucking cosplays regarding Dream. Sometimes they have a crush on Dream and say some really stupid stuff i cannot mention because it is not fucking humane/sane/appropriate.

9-year old: "I'm a dream stan"
Sane person: "Are you fucking delusional?"

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2022

Aquarius199

A youtuber who mainly makes videos about DooM II and I WADS, mostly crappy WADs (Terry trap WADs). He's a cool guy. Sadly doesn't get a lot of views anymore. He has been around for more than 13 years on YouTube. Check him out if you like old DooM games.

Person 1: Have you heard of Aquarius199?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Cool!

by TheDumbAssGuy May 19, 2022