Rocketpoweredmohawk

Formula 1 youtube's biggest sigma bastard that makes videos in his car.
Unlicensed F1 assasin, 3 kills (pual di resta, latifi n wtf1)
has no foken upload scheme
but the vids are golden

rocketpoweredmohawk is a sigma bastard.

by TheDumbAssGuy March 7, 2023

2022

The year Russia decided to invade Ukraine, and COVID finally calmed down. But now we've got monkey pox. 2023 will be worse probably.

Person 1: 2022 kinda sucks.

by TheDumbAssGuy June 10, 2022

2024

The year the monkey gods take over.
And the world blows up.

Person 1: 2023 sucked man- wait, what's that in the distance?
Monkey god: OOGA BOOGA
Person 1: OH GOD 2024 IS EVEN WORSE
*World blows up, end credits play*

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

V1nce

The most savage youtuber when it comes to roasting bad jellymid clones. Period.

subscroob 2 V1nce now

by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022

Smoke Mardeljano

Serbian rapper, made some good songs like "Neka Kako Bude", "Pozitiva" and also is featured on "Tu Smo".

Guy 1: Wake up dude, new Smoke Mardeljano song just droped
Guy 2: Holy shit, no way!

by TheDumbAssGuy November 23, 2022

Malawi

Inflation simulator if it were real. People's average income there is 620 US dollars. 1 American dollar is 1017,50 Kwacha. That's 630850,00 kwacha. May seem like a lot, until you realize 10g of cheese is 1800 Kwacha...

Person 1: I'm rich in Malawi.
Person 2: How much money do you have then?
Person 1: I have 6 Million Kwacha.
Person 2: That's 5896 Dollars.

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Dream Stan

A person that "Stans" A famous Minecraft youtuber Dream. They are basically the definition of stupid. These people are usually 9-year olds sitting behind their crusty Ipads, And they will send death-threats to you if you simply say a sentence that is not positive about Dream. They will say they are going swat your fucking house if they are really dumb.

Their appearance usually differs from "normal" clothing to entire fucking cosplays regarding Dream. Sometimes they have a crush on Dream and say some really stupid stuff i cannot mention because it is not fucking humane/sane/appropriate.

9-year old: "I'm a dream stan"
Sane person: "Are you fucking delusional?"

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2022