A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 01, 2018

The true name of the newest addition to the God Of Way game saga. This name has been invented by the YouTuber JackSepticeEye. He created this new name with the absolute badassery of the voice actor for Kratos and his nonstop use of the name boy for the child he is taking care of throughout the game.
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 01, 2018

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

The most reliable new source on the internet. Run by the man who runs the most popular review show, Meme Review, and the most popular series, YLYL, Pewdiepie. The show is hosted by Gloria Borger, pronounced Glor-ee- ah Borg-ah.
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018
