Definitions by TheConcierge

ass over tea kettle 

to fall in such a way as your bum flips over your head

Man, last New Years Eve you really fell ass over tea kettle down Clint's basement stairs

ass over tea kettle by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

asshole high to a ten foot Indian

Very high, to far up

I couldn't get up that tree without my gear. The lowest branch is asshole high to a ten foot Indian.

asshole high to a ten foot Indian by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

hoopie

see above definition, but anywhere in the Pennsylvania-West Virginia-Ohio tri-state region. Usually associated with trailer parks, dirty hair, and heavy metal band tee-shirts. See trucks and dirtbikes and hoopie mall.

If you drive down to Brady's Run in the spring, past the trialer park, you'll pass all them hoopies out with their 70's era cars on blocks and their Natty Ice.

hoopie by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

rock 

Rolling Rock Beer brewed in Latrobe, PA

Bartender: Can I help you?
Me: Yeah, I'll have a rock.

rock by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

smack the south right outta you 

A phrase used when a dirty secess is mouthing off to their northern superior.

Okay, so I talk fast. But if you keep making fun of it I'm gonna smack the south right outta you.

smack the south right outta you by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

sweating like a whore in church

sweating very badly, like a whore might sweat if she were in church.

This Florida summer weather is killing me. I can't step outside with sweating like a whore in church.

sweating like a whore in church by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

white trash 'stache

The kind of moustache a person of the white trash culture has. See trucks and dirtbikes and hoopie.

Although Kid Rock is hot, he'd have to shave off that gross white trash 'stache to kiss me.

white trash 'stache by TheConcierge April 14, 2005