TheAutisticHumanBeing's definitions
To ingest your own sperm.
Usually used in context by a dominant female,
while referring to a submissive male.
Usually used in context by a dominant female,
while referring to a submissive male.
"I wanna make your beg for it,
Then I'mma make you swallow your pride"
"Want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only girl in the world"
"Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man"
Rihanna - Only Girl
Then I'mma make you swallow your pride"
"Want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only girl in the world"
"Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man"
Rihanna - Only Girl
by TheAutisticHumanBeing July 27, 2016
Get the Swallow Your Pridemug. Bi-Polar
by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
Get the Bi-Polarmug. a-mare-e-ca-la-na-vain-e-a
Americalanavania
Americalanavania
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 15, 2017
Get the Americalanavaniamug. 2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017
Get the Sore Throatmug. Pregnantis
by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
Get the Pregnantismug. A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.
Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".
I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".
I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019
Get the Slept Like A Babymug. "Hey, I want to go honfiring."
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018
Get the Honfiringmug.