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Definitions by The420microwave

Flaco Femboy

A Flaco Femboy is a man who is slightly feminine/ has low testosterone who is notably skinny and/or lanky. He also has tendencies of submissiveness.
Zach: Man Noah sure is a Flaco Femboy!!
Ben: oh ABSOLUTELY!!!
Flaco Femboy by The420microwave February 14, 2026

Flaco Femboy

A Flaco Femboy is a man who is slightly feminine/ has low testosterone who is notably skinny and/or lanky. He also has tendencies of submissiveness.
Zach: Man Noah sure is a Flaco Femboy!!
Ben: oh ABSOLUTELY!!!
Flaco Femboy by The420microwave February 14, 2026

thirty-seventh base

Cleveland: “Mom I hit Thirty-Seventh Base!”
His mother: “You haven’t showered in a month, please we’re concerned

your teal 

Someone who chased you around a public bathroom trying to face paint you as SpongeBob causing you to piss your pants while they attempt to climb up a stall door
NO I DONT WANNA BE SPONGEBOB!!!
AHHHHHHHHH

Who’s your teal person?
your teal by The420microwave August 26, 2023
The cool gay mutual that means your cool and gay if your mutuals with them (they like genshin women:000)
Tu eres gay? Si… Mimofia? They’re very pussy poggers
Mimofia by The420microwave May 6, 2022

Blonde virgo 

It’s blonde it’s virgo both of those factors are child torture you will find this woman being hypocritical and dramatic for no reason and telling people she is clean and will clean nothing whatsoever not to mention she is half assed and complains when other people are half assed even if she is more half assed then them
Blonde virgo: why are you so lazy
Anybody who isn’t a bitch: why did you fuck up my kitchen?
Blonde virgo by The420microwave January 6, 2022
Idk I keep finding these on that god forsaken clock app so uhhhhhh national warm toothpaste day also I love this day it’s my one year anniversary so yay me
Me: June 6
Also me: I love that damn day
Me but on the internet: mmmm warm toothpaste

Me but in Spanish: ¿Por qué hay un avión debajo de esto?
June 6 by The420microwave January 5, 2022