The worst English student's definitions

pronoun heterosexual

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.

"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."

by The worst English student February 23, 2022

Brosephine

A "bro" with a man bun.

"Check out brosephine over there with the man bun."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022

get your defacation in order

A kind way of saying "get your shit together."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

scribes constipation

An alternative way of saying "writers block".

"I'm not suffering from scribes constipation, I just haven't had the time to write."

by The worst English student February 22, 2022

Box Jaw

When one preforms cunnilingus for so long that their jaw cramps up.

"I was going down on my girlfriend for so long thar I got box jaw"

by The worst English student October 19, 2021

Menagerie-a-tua

A threesom comprised of furries.

"I was surprised that the two furry girls at the party would agree to a menagerie-a-tua with me."

by The worst English student April 17, 2023

Trashonista

Somebody who considers themselves a "fashonista" but is trashy in appearance and taste.

"It's no wonder her videos aren't getting hits, she's a trashonista after all."

by The worst English student July 18, 2024