The worst English student's definitions

get your defacation in order

A kind way of saying "get your shit together."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

scribes constipation

An alternative way of saying "writers block".

"I'm not suffering from scribes constipation, I just haven't had the time to write."

by The worst English student February 22, 2022

Kangaroo Courtship

A romantic relationship two parties enter into for no other reason than to be in a relationship. A relationship without love or merit.

"I'm not surprised you found him on tinder considering his kangaroo courtship."

by The worst English student July 15, 2024

corporate christi

A corporation who thinks their policies are holy, almost a body of religion. Variation of Corpus Christi from Christianity.

"This company is getting that Corporate Christi mindset with some of these new policies."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022

pronoun heterosexual

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.

"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."

by The worst English student February 23, 2022

rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.

"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

Menagerie-a-tua

A threesom comprised of furries.

"I was surprised that the two furry girls at the party would agree to a menagerie-a-tua with me."

by The worst English student April 17, 2023