The voice of the common cock's definitions

stinky fuck doodle

when a man has had sex with various animals, his penis begins to stink like animal shit.

dude i just saw aaron fucking yet another goat, he has to have a stinky fuck doodle by now.

by the voice of the common cock August 18, 2010

wack dat crusty

The act of shaving a premature mustache

Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

sturgeon

Another name for a long hard penis.

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

the voice of the common cock

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

Mulched

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!

by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013

crasian

A hybrid between the words crazy and Asian, often have spiked hair and occasionally wear neon goggles.

dude that crasian just ran head first into that wall and ran away with his head bleeding! Classic crasian.

by the voice of the common cock August 19, 2010

crasexican

A hybrid between the words crasian and mexican. Often found in dumpsters because they are unwanted.

Aaron- "Yo homes I hear ya got that crasian pregnant"

Riccardo-"Yea looks like we got another crasexican on the way."

Aaron- "Shit man, those things give me the creeps."

by the voice of the common cock December 15, 2010