Definitions by The voice of the common cock

Mulched 

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!

Mulched by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013

scorching balls 

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

scorching balls by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

wack dat crusty 

The act of shaving a premature mustache

Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.

wack dat crusty by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

Erection Detection by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

crasexican 

A hybrid between the words crasian and mexican. Often found in dumpsters because they are unwanted.

Aaron- "Yo homes I hear ya got that crasian pregnant"

Riccardo-"Yea looks like we got another crasexican on the way."

Aaron- "Shit man, those things give me the creeps."

crasexican by the voice of the common cock December 15, 2010

Butt-out! 

A hunter's tool used, after the deer is dead, to pull the butt hole inside-out then cut it off. Some hunters keep the butt hole and tie it on a neckless or bracelet. Legend has it that the real men swallow the butt hole.

Aaron- "Hey bro, can I borrow your Butt-out! this deer's got a tight ass."

Rich- "Sure thing"

Butt-out! by the voice of the common cock December 15, 2010

the voice of the common cock 

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

the voice of the common cock by the voice of the common cock September 29, 2010