A human — a man — named George. He was born smart and is the smartest man in the universe. He likes to deny it but deep down he knows he is smart af. Intelligent. Witty. A fountain of knowledge. He thinks on his feet and is extremely quick. No other person is smarter or more intelligent than him. He is simply smarter than Einstein.
by The universe_actually August 9, 2025
Get the So smartmug. When a 6 foot 5 man with grey blue eyes named George makes inaccurate comments and statements that he believes or tries to persuade are true but are in reality fake af. Or when said man tries to gaslight his girlfriend into thinking she’s making inaccurate statements or comments.
Fake news is associated with www.fakenews.George.usa.com
Fake news is associated with www.fakenews.George.usa.com
Honey how do you manage to be the sexiest man in the universe?
Babe you can’t say that it’s fake news
No it isn’t (shares UD definition of sexiest man in the universe)
Babe you can’t say that it’s fake news
No it isn’t (shares UD definition of sexiest man in the universe)
by The universe_actually August 9, 2025
Get the Fake newsmug. by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Get the I don’t know what you’re talking aboutmug. Aka Spider Giraffe aka sexiest man in the universe.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
by The universe_actually August 18, 2025
Get the Iron Chef Georgemug. 2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep
A: five minutes…
G: ok fine
3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?
G: Baby you have to sleep
A: five minutes…
G: ok fine
3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Get the Five minutesmug. An actual scientific number. Used to quantity values greater than infinity but only applicable to a very, very narrow range of contexts.
Baby how much do you love me?
I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02
Baby that’s just infinity!!
No babe — that’s super infinity.
I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02
Baby that’s just infinity!!
No babe — that’s super infinity.
by The universe_actually August 9, 2025
Get the Super infinitymug. George is Aya’s love of her life. Aya is George’s (presumptuous) love of his life.
George is aka Iron Chef George, Spider Giraffe, and the sexiest man in the universe.
They are lovers and friends forever. Aya is George’s and George is Aya’s.
Aya is technologically illiterate and does not know how to access the internet or urban dictionary and she most definitely did not publish these definitions.
George is aka Iron Chef George, Spider Giraffe, and the sexiest man in the universe.
They are lovers and friends forever. Aya is George’s and George is Aya’s.
Aya is technologically illiterate and does not know how to access the internet or urban dictionary and she most definitely did not publish these definitions.
Oh look it’s George & Aya. They look so cute together. How did she find such a sexy handsome sexy man? She is sooooooooooooo lucky.
by The universe_actually August 24, 2025
Get the George & Ayamug.