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Republican

An uptight, brainwashed individual. Usually a racist.

Drug of choice: War
My dad used to be one until he lost his job, thanks to uncle dumbya, the Republicantor!
by The Truth August 15, 2006
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Peace

Something that is a fantasy, just like the tooth fairy. There will never be world peace, there is ALWAYS a conflict going on SOMEWHERE. Weather it's a civil war between guerrillas and government in South America or between Germany and France. Peace is NOT natural.
The peacemongers fantasize about something that isn't real and will never happen.....kind of like a child wishing on a star that Big Bird will come to his house and sing the sesame street song with him.
by The Truth January 14, 2005
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alizee

Gods beauty poured into a woman and packaged by the French. The one and only reason to want to go to France and learn the language. Often known for her strangely and extremely erotic body movement.
Alizee's ass makes me believe in God.

Her face makes me believe that its Her.
by the truth September 21, 2003
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Ford Mustang

Facts:
- Very powerful car and gas guzzler.
- Severely overrated car that people give too much credit for.
- A Mustang would smoke any economy car. But an economy car is designed and built for convenience. A Mustang is built for performance.
- Usually being compared to completely different car classes. Such as economy cars like the Civic. The reason why people compared them to Civics is because Civics don't put up a challenge. People are usually afraid to compare the Mustang to the Camaro.
- Drag and straight away racing car (No skill is really needed just pressing the gas, unlike drifting and cornering racing, skill of steering and shifting is required).
- A car that has not so good handling and can easily be out maneuvered by cars such as the MR2, Impreza, Evo, Trueno, RX-7. Yeah that's right, you Mustang fanboys may have more power but any tuner import would out maneuver your over powered asses, you wouldn't stand a chance in a course with lots of turns.
Mustang Fanboy #1: I like my brand new Mustang, I easily beat an old Asian lady in an 88' Hyundai in a straight-away race.
Mustang Fanboy #2: Dude, that is so cool. I've beaten alot of cars with my Mustang as well, like this one guy in a 96' Accord on the freeway, I smoked him by just pressing the gas. He was on cruise control at 65mph, and I easily beat him *The guy in the Accord was minding his own business and didn't even know the Mustang was racing him*.
Mustang Fanboy #1: Geez man, you got mad skill like me because you own a Mustang. I've beaten an 89' Corolla, 99' Civic DX, a rusty Sentra, some Geo car, and a kid on his bike, all by a 3 mile margin.
Mustang Fanboy #2: Dude, we are so cool.
by The Truth May 6, 2005
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Chazz

a simpleton, one who has no clue, an idiot of the first degree, probably gay too and still staying with their mother, a Star Wars toy fetishist with deviant tendencies
"Don't be such a Chazz."
by The Truth February 17, 2005
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nation

haha the guy before me heard that on howard stern
by the truth September 10, 2004
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Water

Liquid form of PCP, although due to the popularity of both the drug and the term now relates to any form of the drug.
Yo fool lay off the water
Wan't some water-dipped blunts hommie
by The Truth December 1, 2004
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