Definitions by The shitpope

Pajamapants jack 

A YouTuber who wastes his talent by drawing softcore porn drawings. Mostly of his one oc. Very overrated

Person 1: have you seen the new pajamapants jack video?
Person 2: no, because I'm not a fuckin incel

Pajamapants jack by The shitpope December 20, 2019

March 2nd 

If you were born on this day you are most likely one or more of the following:
Stressed, touch starved, LGBT, filled with anxiety, antisocial, depressed, etc.

Person A: why is person C like that
Person B: they were born on March 2nd
Person C: incomprehensible screaming

March 2nd by The shitpope October 18, 2019

Flash fall 

When it's supposed to be fall, but barely any leaves fell and it's still hot. Then suddenly it gets cold and all the leaves fall at once

October 25th
Some dude: Why isn't it fall yet?
October 26th

Some dude: oh shit it's a flash fall

Flash fall by The shitpope November 4, 2018

FULML 

An acronym for Fuck yoU Let Me Live. It's a quick response for when someone tells you that something completely normal is bad for your health. It can gowith the phrases "I'm in for a good time, not a long one" and "Ignorance is bliss" Oftentimes what they say isn't even true.

Person A: "Did you know that tap water is dirter than toilet water"
Person B: "FULML X doubt "

FULML by The shitpope October 14, 2018

Ur grandpa asexual

Even worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and ur granny trannie combined. Every time someone says it 200 random non asexual grandpas die.

Joe "My grandpa died suddenly"
Bob"Did someone say 'ur grandpa asexual' again!?"

Joe "What have you done!?"
*Non-asexual grandpas death noises*

Ur grandpa asexual by The shitpope March 12, 2018

Ong 

When someone misspelled "omg" and alerts thomas the tank engine whomst than beats the heck out of them with a stick.

"I love these shoes ong!"
"My minecraft let's play channel just hit two subscribers! Ong!"

Ong by The shitpope April 9, 2017