wire

a concealed recording device worn by someone for listening in on a conversation

I don't think he had any wire for any third party to listen to.

by The Return of Light Joker October 08, 2008

ammo

1. ammunition

2. info that can be used in a campaign or debate

3. toilet paper

We need more ammo again.

by The Return of Light Joker October 09, 2009

equipment

the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.

by The Return of Light Joker December 04, 2009

red eye

1. a cup of coffee with an extra shot of expresso

2. an airline flight, especially one from coast to coast, that
begins late at night and ends in the morning.

3. cheap, strong whiskey.

I bet he's going for a red eye.

by The Return of Light Joker January 04, 2011

dead ringer

1. a person or thing that looks exactly like anther person or thing

2. an exact duplicate

That bear is a dead ringer of the one that was found in the pool.

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2009

Neg

no, negative (an abbreviation)

A: can you make it tomorrow.

B: Neg I have to help clean the truck.

by The Return of Light Joker February 15, 2009

POOMA

pulled out of my ass, information that cannot be confirmed due to lack of supportive data, whether offered or shown

Okay, I admit that my comments on the news were POOMA.

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2011