The return of light Joker's definitions

vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010

dick

1. the penis

2. a despised person

3. a detective

The dick heard that some dick who was caught concealing a bag of drugs near his dick had the evidence for the murder.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2008

browbeat

to intimidate, to coerce

Don't browbeat them for their problems with classmates.

by The return of Light Joker May 27, 2010

taint

the perineum, the space between the genitals and the anus an the muscles that lie underneath

"Let me tell you, my taint was sore after taking a such a long walk in the hot humid weather".

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2010

fork

1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

by The Return of Light Joker August 11, 2008

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012