Definitions by The return of light Joker

yard 

$100 , a $100 bill

He was so attached to his Wii that he turned down a yard in exchange.

yard by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2011

wally world 

Wal-Mart, a large chain of hypermarkets

Wally world is apparently not a good roll model for treating retail employees well.

wally world by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2011

mixologist 

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

mixologist by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011

intexticated 

distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle

He was intexticated in the worst possible place.

intexticated by The Return of Light Joker July 25, 2011

foot rot

athletes foot, a fungal disease that causes the foot to itch and burn

Wearing sandals in communal showers can help prevent foot rot.

foot rot by The Return of Light Joker July 24, 2011

unwind

to relax and rest

I can't unwind with that bastard lurking out there.

unwind by The Return of Light Joker July 23, 2011

stamp 

a tattoo

He regretted getting a stamp just for the thrill of it.

stamp by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2011