The return of light Joker's definitions

train wreck

1. a person who has many medical/mental problems and is in failing condition

2. any difficult or disastrous situation

Boy, He was turning out to be a train wreck.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2009

varnish remover

raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover)

That varnish remover was nasty.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008

2 time

to be unfaithful to one's spouse

He Was caught 2 timing again. ( example of 2 time)

by The Return of Light Joker June 24, 2009

liquid bread

beer, especially one rich in nutrients from the yeast used to ferment it

The shelves were full of liquid bread but there wasn't a single bottle of hard cider.

by The Return of Light Joker May 4, 2010

gam

a leg, usually of a woman(often plural)

She displayed a rock solid gam.

by The Return of Light Joker February 3, 2008

associate

an associate's degree

Did you manage to get an associate?

by The Return of Light Joker June 27, 2011