The return of Light Joker's definitions

winner

a promising or successful person or thing

This guy looks like a real winner.

by The Return of Light Joker September 1, 2009

faze

to make hesitant, to perturb (usually with not)

Lightning does not faze them.

by The Return of Light Joker September 1, 2009

bragging rights

the privilege of boasting about one's achievments

needless to say getting through there would get him bragging rights for several weeks.

by The Return of Light Joker September 2, 2009

small fortune

a significant amount of money, especially more than expected

Don't pay a small fortune for dietary supplements that fail to deliver.

by The Return of Light Joker September 3, 2009

boiler room

a site of illegal operation, especially the telephone sales of goods or services by charlatans

The shitheads in the boiler room were finally caught.

by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2009

wake up call

an event so dramatic or troubling that it effectively serves as an alert, reminder or call to action

The failure of the ongoing efforts to produce effective solutions should have been a wake up call to stop arguing.

by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2009

loogie

a wad of mucus that is coughed up and spit

some punk tried hock a loogie at a homeless guy and in the end they got into a fist fight and were both arrested.

by The Return of Light Joker September 7, 2009