grease monkey

a mechanic who works with and repairs automobiles.
If you don't get to a grease monkey soon, you'll be up a creek without a paddle.
by The Return of Light Joker January 30, 2011
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lift

1. a surge of exhilaration

2. a ride

3. to steal

4. to plagarize
Unfortunately he gets a lift when he when he lifts form the office.
by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2012
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chaser

1. a drink taken after drinking alcohol, especially water

2. guard, especially a prison guard
I don't need a chaser when I take a shot anymore. I can deal with them just fine.
by The Return of Light Joker January 12, 2010
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Judas Priest

an exclamation of surprise, dismay, emphasis, etc (a euphemism for Jesus Christ)
by The Return of Light Joker February 06, 2009
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muzak


1. bland pre-recorded background music heard in elevators and other public places

2. any uninteresting music
I hate that muzak in the office.
by The Return of Light Joker November 09, 2008
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eyetie

1. an Italian (derogatory)

2. pertaining to Italians and their culture (derogatory)
(mainly British)
That eyetie is getting on his high horse.
by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2008
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