The return of Light Joker's definitions

long story short

to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)

Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008

lid

1. a hat or cap

2. an ounce of cannabis, especially marijuana

3. a motorcycle helmet

I got the impression that he was hiding a lid something under his lid.

by The Return of Light Joker December 7, 2011

zactly

exactly (an abbreviation)

That was zactly the point I wanted to make.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2010

cold cash

verifiable and genuine money (from the notion that coins are cold and hard)

I don't think cold cash is going to be enough to persuade him.

by The Return of Light Joker February 2, 2009

small talk

idle, relaxed conversation

This is no time for small talk. We have get the ingredients quickly.

by The Return of Light Joker April 10, 2011

gym candy

steroid drugs illegally used to enhance performance

He had a reputation for using gym candy to bulk up.

by The Return of Light Joker July 13, 2011

retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood

I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010