The return of Light Joker's definitions

long story short

to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)

Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008

double talk

deceptive speech designed to mean something that it does not explicitly say

Lay off the double talk already.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008

fit to be tied

very angry, furious

My teacher was fit to be tied when my classmate said She didn't know the answer.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008

museum piece

something old fashion or out of date

That TV is a total museum piece.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2008

jaywalk

to walk into the street at the wrong place while motor vehicles are crossing it

If you jaywalk, you are probably oblivious to the risk of serious injury.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2008

cotton mouth

xerostomia, dryness of the mouth

I had major a terrible case of cotton mouth from sweating all day.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2008

walking time bomb

a person who is likely become extremely violent at any moment

They never suspected that he was walking time bomb.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2012