The return of Light Joker's definitions

mash

1. love

2. a love affair

3. a lover

4. to make a sexual advance

5. to kiss and cuddle

This is no the best time to mash. My co-worker dissed me over something trivial and I am not happy about it.

by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2010

T-bone

for a motor vehicle to collide with the side of another motor vehicle

Watch how you drive! You almost T-boned that pickup.(example of T-bone)

by The Return of Light Joker May 1, 2011

Jailhouse lawyer

A prisoner who has not practice law or had any legal training, but is disposed to a lengthy discussion of his legal rights and those of other inmates

He's always has something to complain about. He's such a jailhouse lawyer.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2009

showboat

1. to behave in showy, flamboyant way

2. a showy, flamboyant person

It's his showboat behavior that makes Americans look bad.

by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2011

STFU

be quiet already (from shut the fuck up)

A: Read the article. It's no joke.

B: STFU you liar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2009

bushwhacker

1. a Guerrilla (originally used to mean a confederate soldier during the U.S. Civil War)

2. a marijuana smoker

Get this bushwhacker out of my hair.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2010

big kahuna

an important or authorative person (from kahuna, the native Hawiian term for a healer/priest)

The big kahuna has taken the enviornment into consideration.

by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2007