The real once-ler's definitions

Carter

Carter, a gay man who put his pp in the microwave and now it doesn’t work. He has seen every man pp in the world, and has circumcised every human ever born. He will hide in your closet (or bed) until you sleep and will rape you until you die.

Normal human: wtf is that carter

Normal human 2: I heard he has erect pp disease

by The real once-ler April 26, 2020

Yes

Yes papa

Papa: no Johnny

Johnny: but yes papa

by The real once-ler April 26, 2020

Pizza goldfish

Yum yum yum

Good boi: I love me pizza goldfish

by The real once-ler April 26, 2020

Shrek

Dad

Shrek is dad

by The real once-ler April 27, 2020