Definitions by The real Jeffers

Tea-bag 

To hold your penis out of the way, then slap your balls against someone repeatedly

"I tea-bagged that dirty wench I pulled last night, hehe"

Tea-bag by The real Jeffers August 6, 2006

Pah 

Instead of saying, "Oh, bollocks" or similar words

"Will you go out with me?"
"No; you have a face like a welder's bench"
"Pah"

Pah by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

Splumph 

When you cum, only its muffled by something

I splumphed in her mouth

Splumph by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

Tankslap 

The fine art of slapping one's "semi" off one's stomach to impress one's annoyed girlfriend. Also works with gay boys, apparently

I tankslapped and she was not impressed. Pah.

Tankslap by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

Love tap 

Tapping your 'just spent' knob on your girlie's mouth

I love tapped her after se sucked me off

Love tap by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006