The real Jeffers's definitions

Love tap

Tapping your 'just spent' knob on your girlie's mouth

I love tapped her after se sucked me off

by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

Tea-bag

To hold your penis out of the way, then slap your balls against someone repeatedly

"I tea-bagged that dirty wench I pulled last night, hehe"

by The real Jeffers August 6, 2006

Tankslap

The fine art of slapping one's "semi" off one's stomach to impress one's annoyed girlfriend. Also works with gay boys, apparently

I tankslapped and she was not impressed. Pah.

by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

Splumph

When you cum, only its muffled by something

I splumphed in her mouth

by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

Pah

Instead of saying, "Oh, bollocks" or similar words

"Will you go out with me?"
"No; you have a face like a welder's bench"
"Pah"

by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006