The professor's definitions

arseholed

Extremely drunk (British Slang)

I must have been really arseholed last night, 'cause I don't remember how I got home.

by The Professor June 5, 2003

babosity

the noun form of babelicious. A high concentration of this in a woman will cause in observant males a swelling of the nether region.

Why look, Chauncey, that young lady appears to have a significant babosity quotient.

You're so right, Basil.

by the professor October 14, 2004

Atropos

the third fate in Greek mythology who cuts the thread of life after Clothos spins it, and Lachesis measures it

Pray that Atropos' scissors are far away.

by The Professor June 29, 2004

Patrick Moore

One who plays the xylophone.

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

Iterate

to state repeatedly; to repeat

Listen this time! I hate having to iterate

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Eat fritos

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.

Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

foil

A thrusting weapon used in fencing.

He scored a point by putting the point of his foil on his opponent's torso.

by The Professor November 7, 2003