The only real ninja here's definitions

Cockpop

The act of grabbing the base of a penis and pushing all the blood to the head in order to make it up to 3 times as hard and almost make it "pop"

dude my girlfriend gave me a blowjob while she was cockpoping me.

by the only real ninja here December 21, 2009

Slappers

The ultimate weapon is Goldeneye 007 for the N64 One hit to the chest gives an instant kill.It is Bonds equal to the Chuck Norris Heart Punch.

Angry russian:Ha you dont even have a weapon
Bond:Yes i do*Pulls out slappers*
Angry russian:what are you going to do with that?
Bond:*Hits angry russian in chest*
Angry russian:*overly dramatic death sequence*

by The only real ninja here March 6, 2010

Ijizz

The jizz that gets on your iphone after using to to look for porn.

Dude whats that white stuff on your iphone??
its Ijizz
Ewwwww*walks away*

by The only real ninja here January 28, 2010

mummy

Lv2 Zombie

Omg a Mummy!
No its not its just a lv2 Zombie*headshots it*

by The only real ninja here January 22, 2010

the penis game

Usually happens in school it starts with one guy saying penis the next saying it louder.This repeats until someone gets caught they lose and everyone else wins.

It begins the penis game is on
*wispering*penis...
penis
Penis
PENis
Penis
PENIS!!!!
Hey to the office

by the only real ninja here February 4, 2010

Realisticish

Its when something is Realistic...ish

the unicorn with a prosthetic horn is Realisticish

by The Only Real Ninja Here December 28, 2010

Gaming pro

The opposite of a pro gamer

this person is good at playing video games even though they don't get payed to do it.

Bob is a gaming pro at super smash brothers.

by The only real ninja here January 8, 2010