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The jizz that gets on your iphone after using to to look for porn.
Dude whats that white stuff on your iphone??
its Ijizz
Ewwwww*walks away*
by The only real ninja here January 28, 2010
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Lv2 Zombie
Omg a Mummy!
No its not its just a lv2 Zombie*headshots it*
by The only real ninja here January 23, 2010
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The Black Girl Graph is a graph representing black women:
50% Fat
15% Gang related
10% purple vaginas
10% ugly
10% pancake nipples
5% hot
The Black Girl Graph is represented here*points to graph*
by The only real ninja here February 20, 2010
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To force sexual intercourse upon someone.

also serves as a severe double standard

When a man rapes a woman she is scarred for life and causes that man to go to prison where he gets raped in the shower by a black man with a huge cock

when a woman rapes a man it is one of the greatest things that could ever happen to that man.if he should be stupid and retarded and tell on her every friend he ever had should go up to him and kick him in the balls so he could not pass on his stupidity to a new generation.
DUDE youll never guess what happened to me!

what?

this hot ass asian chick raped me

omg where were you when this happened?you know so i could go check it out.
by The only real ninja here December 20, 2009
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What happens to a person who plays video games.Where the fingers get bent from grabbing the controller,overly masturbating and or using a mouse and typing a lot.

Should a person with this condition hold his finger tips approximately 1 inch from each other you could easily insert a controller for a console.They can also easily hold a penis,mouse, or type.

Any gamer reading this right now is testing this.
bob has developed gamer's fingers from 10 years of masturbating and playing Xbox live.
by The only real ninja here January 8, 2010
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Usually happens in school it starts with one guy saying penis the next saying it louder.This repeats until someone gets caught they lose and everyone else wins.
It begins the penis game is on
*wispering*penis...
penis
Penis
PENis
Penis
PENIS!!!!
Hey to the office
by The only real ninja here February 4, 2010
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The itch you get right below your nose.Its appearance shows that hitler's evil spirit is possessing you.Only scratching it can get rid of the spirit.
*gets hitler itch*Zing Heil!*scratches it*hi
by The only real ninja here January 27, 2010
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