Barry Stock

Barry Stock is the lead guitarist in the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.

Barry Stock kicks ass!

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Encyclopedia Dramatica

A wannabe Wikipedia that was created in 2004 by a greedy, racist, sexist, homophobic Nazi supporter that most likely lives in his mother’s basement who basically throws shit at everything imaginable, backs it up with nothing but false rumours and makes jokes in a pathetic attempt to be “cool”, when all of the “jokes” consist of calling them/their fans “autistic”, “n*****”, “noob”, “retard”, “jew”, basically everything a 12 year old with an IQ starting with a negative sign would say.

Guy #1: Hey, have you ever heard of the shitty site Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Guy #2: No.
Guy #1: Don’t worry! You’re not missing out.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Toy Story 2

The second film of the Toy Story franchise, also known as one of those movies you can watch a million times and still end up forgetting what even happened.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Toy Story 2?
Guy #2: WTF! That exists?

by The only name not in use August 27, 2018