The king of the Doritos's definitions
Hell.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "What about the droid attack on the wookiees?"
Mace Windu: "I'm out of this. Kashyyyk? I'm not going to that Force mistake of a planet."
Anakin Skywalker: "They have giant spiders there. Not that I'm afraid of them but they're fucking disgusting."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I'm not going there either. Just like everyone here, I hate that planet."
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "Master Yoda, don't you have good relations with the Wookiees?"
Yoda: "Good relations with your mother, I have."
Mace Windu: "I'm out of this. Kashyyyk? I'm not going to that Force mistake of a planet."
Anakin Skywalker: "They have giant spiders there. Not that I'm afraid of them but they're fucking disgusting."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I'm not going there either. Just like everyone here, I hate that planet."
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "Master Yoda, don't you have good relations with the Wookiees?"
Yoda: "Good relations with your mother, I have."
by The king of the Doritos May 5, 2025

Gigachad
He's the king of the town
With a swagger so cool, he never frowns
He's got the moves and he's got the style
Gigachad's here, gonna make you smile :)
Weed!!! Weed!!! Gigachad loves his green
Roll it up and share it with the team
No worries in the world when he's high
Gigachad is all about the good vibes
Gigachad! Gigachad!
Always on the rise with his weed an his charm, he mesmerizes
Gigachad! It's the Gigachad!
Living carefree in his world of peace and harmony
He's the king of the town
With a swagger so cool, he never frowns
He's got the moves and he's got the style
Gigachad's here, gonna make you smile :)
Weed!!! Weed!!! Gigachad loves his green
Roll it up and share it with the team
No worries in the world when he's high
Gigachad is all about the good vibes
Gigachad! Gigachad!
Always on the rise with his weed an his charm, he mesmerizes
Gigachad! It's the Gigachad!
Living carefree in his world of peace and harmony
Dude #1: Hey man what's up
Dude #2: Doing good. Hey, look at that dude over there
Dude #1: OMG it's Gigachad!!
Gigachad: Hey dudes, y'all want some weed?
Dude #1 and #2: Of course bro, you're so nice
Gigachad: I've gotta spread peace and harmony, you're all my bros.
Dude #1: The great Gigachad, always sharing his weed and making the world better
Dude #2: Yeah
Dude #2: Doing good. Hey, look at that dude over there
Dude #1: OMG it's Gigachad!!
Gigachad: Hey dudes, y'all want some weed?
Dude #1 and #2: Of course bro, you're so nice
Gigachad: I've gotta spread peace and harmony, you're all my bros.
Dude #1: The great Gigachad, always sharing his weed and making the world better
Dude #2: Yeah
by The king of the Doritos July 12, 2024

Swag person 1: sup m8.
Swag person 2: oh hello m8 today I rekt ur sister.
Swag person 1: M8 WTF M7+1 U WOT M9?!
Swag person 2: Exactly m7 lmao yeah xDD
Swag person 1: K, m8 who cares. Let's eat some Doritos m7
Swag person 2: k
Swag person 2: oh hello m8 today I rekt ur sister.
Swag person 1: M8 WTF M7+1 U WOT M9?!
Swag person 2: Exactly m7 lmao yeah xDD
Swag person 1: K, m8 who cares. Let's eat some Doritos m7
Swag person 2: k
by The king of the Doritos September 12, 2019

by The king of the Doritos December 26, 2020

Enlightened person 1: May I ask "Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent
by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

Woman: "É grande demais, não sei se eu aguento isso tudo" (It's too big, I don't know if I can handle all of that)
Ricardo: "Calma, eu vou botar só a cabecinha" (Calm down, I'm putting only the head)
Ricardo: "Calma, eu vou botar só a cabecinha" (Calm down, I'm putting only the head)
by The king of the Doritos July 5, 2025

Person: "sos un mogólico" ("you're a mogólico")
Axel Kicillof: "bata eu bata" (unintelligible gibberish)
Axel Kicillof: "bata eu bata" (unintelligible gibberish)
by The king of the Doritos August 26, 2025
