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Ki-Adi-Mundi: "What about the droid attack on the wookiees?"
Mace Windu: "I'm out of this. Kashyyyk? I'm not going to that Force mistake of a planet."
Anakin Skywalker: "They have giant spiders there. Not that I'm afraid of them but they're fucking disgusting."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I'm not going there either. Just like everyone here, I hate that planet."
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "Master Yoda, don't you have good relations with the Wookiees?"
Yoda: "Good relations with your mother, I have."
Mace Windu: "I'm out of this. Kashyyyk? I'm not going to that Force mistake of a planet."
Anakin Skywalker: "They have giant spiders there. Not that I'm afraid of them but they're fucking disgusting."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I'm not going there either. Just like everyone here, I hate that planet."
Ki-Adi-Mundi: "Master Yoda, don't you have good relations with the Wookiees?"
Yoda: "Good relations with your mother, I have."
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Other guy: Are you dumb? It's Bowser, not browser.
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Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent
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Guy 2: A triangle.
*Plays the triangle*
Triangle: Ting Ling ting ling ting ling ting ling...
Guy 1: Ayy Lmao idk why is this rythm funny?
Guy 2: It's because we are retarded.
Guy 1: xDDDDD
Guy 2: A triangle.
*Plays the triangle*
Triangle: Ting Ling ting ling ting ling ting ling...
Guy 1: Ayy Lmao idk why is this rythm funny?
Guy 2: It's because we are retarded.
Guy 1: xDDDDD
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