mariojawanna

the feeling when mario gets the fire flower

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST GOT MARIOJAWANNA

by The guy with website humor April 19, 2017

tickle tickle here comes the pickle

Its were a very large penis or dildo gets inserted into a woman's vagina

Dude last night I had sex and before I gave her the D I said tickle tickle here comes the pickle!

by The guy with website humor April 03, 2017

roblox girlfriend

every person on roblox with a female character that follows you and gives you shit basically (I wouldn't know because I don't play roblox. I don't need that kind of cancer.)

dude my roblox girlfriend is so hot my brother says I get all the roblox pussy!

by The guy with website humor April 03, 2017

ca crv

CA CRV or five cents is the thing you find on the label of a water bottle. But nobody knows what it means.

Dude what the fuck is CA CRV?

by The guy with website humor April 03, 2017

jesus christ its jason bourne

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017

gay ass friend

just a normal person who thinks their your friend but they aren't. and you also think they are gay for you.

dude that kid just acts like a fucking gay ass friend , I think hes gay for me.

by The guy with website humor April 19, 2017

weeaphobe

A weeaphobe is anime hater and despises weeaboo's (good thing)

omg those guys over there are complete weeaphobes. fuck them.

by The guy with website humor March 30, 2017