Definitions by The guy with website humor

dinklecotton 

the word dinklecotton comes from the word dinkleberry, rather than having shit in your ass hair (dinkleberry)
instead you have lose bits of toilet paper in your ass hair. (dinklecotton)

ah fuck I got dinklecotton stuck up my ass again!

dinklecotton by The guy with website humor May 8, 2017

mariojawanna 

the feeling when mario gets the fire flower

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST GOT MARIOJAWANNA

mariojawanna by The guy with website humor April 19, 2017

gay ass friend 

just a normal person who thinks their your friend but they aren't. and you also think they are gay for you.

dude that kid just acts like a fucking gay ass friend , I think hes gay for me.

gay ass friend by The guy with website humor April 19, 2017

roblox girlfriend 

every person on roblox with a female character that follows you and gives you shit basically (I wouldn't know because I don't play roblox. I don't need that kind of cancer.)

dude my roblox girlfriend is so hot my brother says I get all the roblox pussy!

roblox girlfriend by The guy with website humor April 3, 2017

tickle tickle here comes the pickle 

Its were a very large penis or dildo gets inserted into a woman's vagina

Dude last night I had sex and before I gave her the D I said tickle tickle here comes the pickle!

tickle tickle here comes the pickle by The guy with website humor April 3, 2017

ca crv 

CA CRV or five cents is the thing you find on the label of a water bottle. But nobody knows what it means.

Dude what the fuck is CA CRV?

ca crv by The guy with website humor April 3, 2017

weeaphobe 

A weeaphobe is anime hater and despises weeaboo's (good thing)

omg those guys over there are complete weeaphobes. fuck them.

weeaphobe by The guy with website humor March 30, 2017