Definitions by The great bearded one

Beadle-bend 

Scots; seemingly limited to the small town of Strathaven (approx. 25 miles from Glasgow) and used by local neds (see Scots: "Ned")
Having seemingly used reference to the late Jeremy Beadle of TV's "Beadle's About" fame, it is uncertain whether it's use has continued since the late 1990s:

Means to beat up or give a someone a kicking.
Usually used as a threat.

Sometimes abbreviated to "Beadlin'"

Ah'm gonnae pure beadle-bend ya.
You're getting a pure beadlin'

Beadle-bend by The great bearded one September 4, 2010

Snuff Tack 

A woman in possession of a snuffy nose.

Girlfriend looks up all bleary with a cold.
Man says "aww wee snuff tack"

Snuff Tack by The great bearded one August 17, 2010