Very pretty but will be very well known to be a slut. Has alot of friends but none really like her. Guys who hang with these girls are at least 4+ years older then the age of the girl.
You will find these girls to be loud, obnoxious and very self centered.
Colchester girl
"Hey girl did you go to that college party last night?"
"OMG yes i got so wasted!
OMG me to!
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A person who has an attention span limited to the length of a twitter message, 140 characters or less.
My boss is a complete TWADD. I have to keep my status reports shorter than a tweet so he can comprehend the whole message. Anything longer and he won't read it.
Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.
Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I
sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
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A retaliatory act that is taken if you've been the victim of ghosting whereby in the event the ghoster ever in the future re-attempts to communicate the original victim can ignore the ghoster and claim the double dog ghost.
I can't believe Edson
ghosted me and four months later decided to hit me up for a
booty call. I am totally double dog ghosting him.
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San Diego Chargers cheerleaders circa 1986 who are too old to cheer at NFL games and haven't embraced the fact that they're no longer hot. They're often seen at tradeshows and in hotel lobbies stalking rich old software guys seeking extra-marital action.
Rudy went to San Diego for work and secretly hoped he might hook up with a Chargerette.
A dent that appears on one's index finger from spending too much time on a laptop mouse pointer.
Dude! I was surfing porn for so long last night that I got indexident and
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An unfortunate defect that occurs in plastic bags where the bottom isn't sealed properly and holes exist but are not apparent until actual use.
When the Swiss Bag is used to pick up dog poop while walking the dog, it becomes a Swiss Poop Bag. Should the dog walker use the Swiss Poop Bag to pick up dog poop, there is a high likelihood the dog walker will experience
fresh pressed poop
