The capn's definitions

Snotherin

The act of gettin yo ratchet ass feels all over my outer shell.

Bitch quit snotherin me.

by The capn March 2, 2018

Textlationship

Having a relationship in your own voice in your own head but somebody else's words being reiterated by someone else.

A textlationship of the derp derp derp derp derppppp.

by The capn June 7, 2018

badong

A combo of bad and wrong

People who kill are badong

by The Capn December 31, 2007

the bongjob

taking a bong hit off a girls back while getting a blowjob then lifting her head up and blowing the smoke in her face.

I got the bongjob then i ate some good waffles

by The capn November 20, 2014

Bedsheet sub

Bedsheet sub: a term used to describe a over sized and over active organ of the genitals.

I felt the presence of a bedsheet sub crashing against the coast in search of Haven.

by The capn April 28, 2014