The Wild Weston's definitions

Illiterate

Every person who submits a word definition into Urban Dictionary.

Man, the people who write these definitions are freaking illiterate!

by The Wild Weston March 10, 2023

Columbus

A city in Ohio with a hyperactive towing crew just lying in wait so they can snatch up your car the moment you break down and impound it so you have to spend extra time retrieving it even though you were just passing through and stopped briefly but now you're stuck for three days and not only need to pay to get your car back from the thieves who are the town, but need to also have your car repaired afterwards.

Hey, man. Whatever you do, do not stop in Columbus.

by The Wild Weston March 18, 2023

Christina Grimmie

An adorable girl you want to marry.

"She was my Christina Grimmie."

by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022

David Wise

One of the greatest music producers of all time responsible for creating many peoples' childhoods and the genius behind the greatest track ever, Stickerbush Symphony.

David Wise is the best.

by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022

Stickerbush Symphony

1. The single greatest song created in the history of the world by David Wise for the stage Bramble Blast of Donkey Kong Country 2 that nearly went unused and was originally created for an underwater level.
2. A great, nostalgic, beautiful, or emotional song

1.
"I hate that stage, but, man, Stickerbush Symphony is a masterpiece!"
2.
"Ever heard Dead in the Water by Ellie Goulding?"
"I don't think so."
"Dude, that's Ellie's Stickerbush Symphony! Hits me in the feels."

by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022

The Big Apple

A term that people who have never been to New York use to refer to New York that New Yorkers themselves never use.

"Ah, you're from The Big Apple."

by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022

Ellie Goulding

The most beautiful woman God ever created.

"See that girl over there? What an Ellie Goulding!"

by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022