nerd

Someone who, in lack of real friends, turns to computers or video games for a companion. Usually thinks their intelligence makes them better than everyone else. Yet anyone with any intelligence would realize we need dumb, hard working laborers just as much as thinking nerds to co-exist. So nerds, learn your place, and learn the place of others. And go outside every once in a while.
I made fun of that nerd in his Final Fantasy shirt.
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rpg

"Really Pointless Game". A video game which can give you a new identity, since your real one probably sucks if you're actually playing it.
I was Richard Simmons at level 50 in the new RPG.
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git r done

Redneck term now used by anyone who wants to follow the trend of being a 'cowboy' or being a 'redneck' themselves. Who wants to sound like an inbred, white trash hick?
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w00t

Just as a gay man says "Yay!", a nerd will say "w00t!". Yet the majority of nerds are gay, so there lies another mystery.
W00t! I pwnz0red ur bu77h0l3 s1lly!
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deicide

One of the worst bands to ever come into existence. Their song subjects range from hating Christianity to hating Christianity. Which is suiting, since every song sounds exactly the same as the last.
Glen Benton is dumb. He's in Deicide.
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nevermore

see Everbore i.e. band that makes boring music but has a fanbase who is obsessed with flashy guitar solos and Albino men groaning about the government's plots against us.
That Nevermore album helps me get to sleep.
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owned

To have at some point possessed something or had it in your possession. Or if you're a nerd, you use it after you've insulted or tried to show yourself better than someone, in hopes that they will actually care.
I owned him like a Negro slave.
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