christianity

A religion which tells you to love and respect your neighbors and your parents, yet is centered around a man nailed to chunks of wood.

Christianity is funny.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave September 15, 2006

bay area

Home of the greatest thrash metal to ever exist. Bands like Metallica, Testament, Exodus, Vio-Lence, and Sadus, who played the fastest, most aggressive music known to mankind.

Bay Area Thrash is more metal than your mom.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 01, 2005

Hitler

A true leader, who had the power to control millions of people with his words. Though most don't agree with his ideas, only a fool would deny his natural leadership capabilities.

Hitler was really a Jew.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave September 27, 2005

napolean dynamite

The worst movie ever made. Period. Filled with stupid jokes and lines that teenagers can go repeat around school all day and think they're funny.

I wanted a refund after seeing Napolean Dynamite.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 01, 2005

owned

To have at some point possessed something or had it in your possession. Or if you're a nerd, you use it after you've insulted or tried to show yourself better than someone, in hopes that they will actually care.

I owned him like a Negro slave.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 02, 2005

w00t

Just as a gay man says "Yay!", a nerd will say "w00t!". Yet the majority of nerds are gay, so there lies another mystery.

W00t! I pwnz0red ur bu77h0l3 s1lly!

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 01, 2005

rpg

"Really Pointless Game". A video game which can give you a new identity, since your real one probably sucks if you're actually playing it.

I was Richard Simmons at level 50 in the new RPG.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 11, 2005