15 definition by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave

A true leader, who had the power to control millions of people with his words. Though most don't agree with his ideas, only a fool would deny his natural leadership capabilities.

The symbol of commercial music and the end of art as we may know it. Runs the annual festival Ozzfest under her husband's name, picking up the hottest, most-likely to gain dollars bands she can. Recently received a large amount of backlash for her stunts on the last Ozzfest show to feature Iron Maiden, in which she organized an egging of the band on stage, and cut their power several times during their set.

Cartoons that are usually very serious with a large, nerdy, pasty-white American kid fanbase. Usually the eyes on the characters are ten times too large, and their mouths only move up and down in one repeating motion. The oversized eyes can be connected to the rather small eyes of the people who make the cartoons, perhaps trying to even the balance.

To have at some point possessed something or had it in your possession. Or if you're a nerd, you use it after you've insulted or tried to show yourself better than someone, in hopes that they will actually care.

"Really Pointless Game". A video game which can give you a new identity, since your real one probably sucks if you're actually playing it.

The worst movie ever made. Period. Filled with stupid jokes and lines that teenagers can go repeat around school all day and think they're funny.

The insult of choice for the unemployed, internet-obsessed nerd. Generally, if you have a social life, being called something from Lord of the Rings will not have any affect on you whatsoever. The word is especially relevant in message boards for power metal bands or video games, this being where you will find the lowest, most pathetic life forms to exist on the planet, and who solely depend on their computers and the internet to have any sort of life.