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rpg

"Really Pointless Game". A video game which can give you a new identity, since your real one probably sucks if you're actually playing it.
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anime

Cartoons that are usually very serious with a large, nerdy, pasty-white American kid fanbase. Usually the eyes on the characters are ten times too large, and their mouths only move up and down in one repeating motion. The oversized eyes can be connected to the rather small eyes of the people who make the cartoons, perhaps trying to even the balance.
Cartoons were originally created to be funny and entertaining. Anime is neither.
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Hitler

A true leader, who had the power to control millions of people with his words. Though most don't agree with his ideas, only a fool would deny his natural leadership capabilities.
Hitler was really a Jew.
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christianity

A religion which tells you to love and respect your neighbors and your parents, yet is centered around a man nailed to chunks of wood.
Christianity is funny.
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bay area

Home of the greatest thrash metal to ever exist. Bands like Metallica, Testament, Exodus, Vio-Lence, and Sadus, who played the fastest, most aggressive music known to mankind.
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nevermore

see Everbore i.e. band that makes boring music but has a fanbase who is obsessed with flashy guitar solos and Albino men groaning about the government's plots against us.
That Nevermore album helps me get to sleep.
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power metal

Metal for the Dungeons and Dragons playing nerds who need something to inspire them after getting beaten up at school everday.
Power metal would have some relevance if ogres and dragons actually existed.
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