The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave's definitions

nevermore

see Everbore i.e. band that makes boring music but has a fanbase who is obsessed with flashy guitar solos and Albino men groaning about the government's plots against us.

That Nevermore album helps me get to sleep.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave September 28, 2005

power metal

Metal for the Dungeons and Dragons playing nerds who need something to inspire them after getting beaten up at school everday.

Power metal would have some relevance if ogres and dragons actually existed.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave September 27, 2005

sharon osbourne

The symbol of commercial music and the end of art as we may know it. Runs the annual festival Ozzfest under her husband's name, picking up the hottest, most-likely to gain dollars bands she can. Recently received a large amount of backlash for her stunts on the last Ozzfest show to feature Iron Maiden, in which she organized an egging of the band on stage, and cut their power several times during their set.

Sharon Osbourne is a stupid tramp. And her daughter is a fat cow.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 2, 2005

christianity

A religion which tells you to love and respect your neighbors and your parents, yet is centered around a man nailed to chunks of wood.

Christianity is funny.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave September 15, 2006

bay area

Home of the greatest thrash metal to ever exist. Bands like Metallica, Testament, Exodus, Vio-Lence, and Sadus, who played the fastest, most aggressive music known to mankind.

Bay Area Thrash is more metal than your mom.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 1, 2005

Hitler

A true leader, who had the power to control millions of people with his words. Though most don't agree with his ideas, only a fool would deny his natural leadership capabilities.

Hitler was really a Jew.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave September 27, 2005

git r done

Redneck term now used by anyone who wants to follow the trend of being a 'cowboy' or being a 'redneck' themselves. Who wants to sound like an inbred, white trash hick?

Git r done?

Huh?

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 1, 2005