Definitions by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave

anime

Cartoons that are usually very serious with a large, nerdy, pasty-white American kid fanbase. Usually the eyes on the characters are ten times too large, and their mouths only move up and down in one repeating motion. The oversized eyes can be connected to the rather small eyes of the people who make the cartoons, perhaps trying to even the balance.

Cartoons were originally created to be funny and entertaining. Anime is neither.

anime by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave November 13, 2006

nerd 

Someone who, in lack of real friends, turns to computers or video games for a companion. Usually thinks their intelligence makes them better than everyone else. Yet anyone with any intelligence would realize we need dumb, hard working laborers just as much as thinking nerds to co-exist. So nerds, learn your place, and learn the place of others. And go outside every once in a while.

I made fun of that nerd in his Final Fantasy shirt.

nerd by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 15, 2006

christianity 

A religion which tells you to love and respect your neighbors and your parents, yet is centered around a man nailed to chunks of wood.

Christianity is funny.

christianity by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave September 15, 2006

rpg 

"Really Pointless Game". A video game which can give you a new identity, since your real one probably sucks if you're actually playing it.

I was Richard Simmons at level 50 in the new RPG.

rpg by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 11, 2005

owned 

To have at some point possessed something or had it in your possession. Or if you're a nerd, you use it after you've insulted or tried to show yourself better than someone, in hopes that they will actually care.

I owned him like a Negro slave.

owned by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 2, 2005

deicide 

One of the worst bands to ever come into existence. Their song subjects range from hating Christianity to hating Christianity. Which is suiting, since every song sounds exactly the same as the last.

Glen Benton is dumb. He's in Deicide.

deicide by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 2, 2005

sharon osbourne 

The symbol of commercial music and the end of art as we may know it. Runs the annual festival Ozzfest under her husband's name, picking up the hottest, most-likely to gain dollars bands she can. Recently received a large amount of backlash for her stunts on the last Ozzfest show to feature Iron Maiden, in which she organized an egging of the band on stage, and cut their power several times during their set.

Sharon Osbourne is a stupid tramp. And her daughter is a fat cow.

sharon osbourne by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 2, 2005