Definitions by The Wendolyne

Fuck Buddha 

A person you can not only bone and compartmentalize without consequence, but also talk to about the cosmos.

Fuck Buddy Sugar Dealer

Jesus is not my boyfriend, neither is he my Fuck Buddha. I suppose he's something akin to a Sugar Dealer or at least he'd like to be.

Fuck Buddha by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

Bony Satva 

A person who tries to gain lovers under the guise of mysticism or spirituality.

Dude ain't no healer; he's just a bony satva. Lock down your zipper.

Bony Satva by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

sugar dealer 

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.

I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.

sugar dealer by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019

OGLIGU

OGLIGU = Oh Good Lord; I give up.

Reserved for those special times when you've reached the end of your rope trying to reason with a zombie.

OGLIGU (i.e. no matter what Trump does his followers won't admit FAIL)

OGLIGU by The Wendolyne March 5, 2017