Definitions by The Waffler

Slurp Lickiston 

A term used to describe one that likes to slurp liquid from an ass, generally of the opposite sex.

That guy totally pulled a slurp lickiston on me last night in bed after we ate Taco Bell. The sensation was immaculate.

Slurp Lickiston by the waffler May 31, 2022

Boob Ninja 

A ninja that is addicted to boobies and possibly cocaine.

Woah, that boob ninja was totally just checking me out.

Boob Ninja by The Waffler December 10, 2005

mOBSCENE 

It isn't your scene, it's better than a sex scene, and it's so fucking obscene, obscene, yeah.

You came to see the mOBSCENE
I know it isn't your scene
it's better than a sex scene
and it's so fucking obscene, obscene YEAH!

mOBSCENE by The Waffler May 5, 2005

insta-spectacular 

Something that starts out bad or ok and turns instantly spectacular!

First my penis wasn't right, but then I looked at some porn and now it's insta-spectacular!

insta-spectacular by The Waffler February 8, 2005