The Tatooed Nail Bender's definitions

Blockamo

An ugly woman standing a block or more away.

she's got a body, but her face only looks good at a blockamo

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004

Glove

A hand position designed similar to the Vulcan greeting gesture where 2 fingers are inserted into the anus, 2 into the vagina, and the thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris.

I glove you!!

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004

Butt Mustard

The pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.

Hey, look at the back of your pants, looks like you have a bit of Butt Mustard there.

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 13, 2004

BoBo Cheese

The crust that forms under large breasts when the owner of the breasts has poor hygiene habits

I pulled those tits out of her bra and got out my Ritz Crackers to enjoy some of that there BoBo Cheese

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 13, 2004

Splinch

The one inch piece of flesh between your asshole and your genitalia

I was pumping away on her, and my dick slipped out and bent in half when I hit her splinch.

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004

Formunda

The crust that forms on the splinchwhen it is not properly maintained, and needs to be washed. Usually caused from excessive use. Similar to BoBo Cheese but with a different composition.

You should go wash youself and get rid of your Formunda.

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 13, 2004