The Tangoman's definitions

university

Excuse to chill out, lax and drink all year, eccept the occasional late last-night panic before handing in a paper.

Is an example nesessary?

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

Lax

Short for relax, a state of total lack of stress.

Ahh... this is lax..

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

shit hits the fan

Something that could, and would, happen at a G.G. Allin concert.

G.G. squatted down, produced, and delivered the goods at the consert...

by The Tangoman October 23, 2004

depression

When your down, blue in the depeche-mood or whatever. Only known remedy to man is beer.

I'm so depressed, where's the beer?

by The Tangoman September 19, 2004

two

The number that (usually) comes before three. Square root of four. Also the amount of people it takes to tango.

one two three four...

by The Tangoman September 19, 2004

crag

A mischievous homosexual.

Comes form the fusion af the two words Crazy and Fag

You fuckin crag.

Wow! Check out the crag!

by The Tangoman March 3, 2005

Beyond pain

A state of drunkenness

When your wasted, I mean totally out-of-there, pain does'nt occure...

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004