The Tangoman's definitions

double secret

When you know that they know, but they dont know that you know.

You know?

I know he knows I'm faking it, but as long as he keeps pretending he dont know, I'm still getting me sum...

by The Tangoman October 26, 2004

crag

A mischievous homosexual.

Comes form the fusion af the two words Crazy and Fag

You fuckin crag.

Wow! Check out the crag!

by The Tangoman March 3, 2005

the door in the floor

Emergency exit you wish was there (but never actually is) after something terrible has happened, and it is obvious to all that it was your fault.

The door in the floor is similar to the ACME hole mat.

When shit hit the fan, I looked for the door in the floor, but it wasn't there. Shit, man...

by The Tangoman November 21, 2004

depression

When your down, blue in the depeche-mood or whatever. Only known remedy to man is beer.

I'm so depressed, where's the beer?

by The Tangoman September 19, 2004

two

The number that (usually) comes before three. Square root of four. Also the amount of people it takes to tango.

one two three four...

by The Tangoman September 19, 2004

unnecessary

unnecessary unnecessary unnecessary

This is kind of unnecessary

by The Tangoman March 13, 2005

leprechaun

Pesky little fella with ill-temper (see hockey-temper) and bad manners. From ireland and in posession of lucky charms. When caught, the leprechaun is forced to hand over a pot of gold and might grant wishes. Similar to that common Gnatt.

See the simpsons episode with the leprechaun and you'll understand...

by The Tangoman September 19, 2004