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guido workout

Going to the gym and doing nothing but maxed out bench pressing (Usually a grand total of 3 reps every set), and bicep curls with dumbbells.

Coined by the fact that most guidos concentrate more on their chest and partial arms than they do on triceps, back, abdominals, and most importantly, legs and cardio.
I walked into the gym and heard screams of agony and torture. The guidos must be maxing out their bench press again.
by The Sub March 10, 2005
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tailgating

1) Usually found around sporting events, they involve beer drinking and BBQ from the back of a pickup truck or SUV.

2) The car that is so close to you in the rear that you can barely see it's headlights. Some people like to quickly brake to scare them off. Pretty annoying, but it's better to move to the right. Nobody likes a Left Lane Dick... unless there is no right lane. In that case, it's time for a Skid Contest.
1) Before the football game, we had a tailgate party with beers and BBQ.

2) I was driving down the sidestreet at 40 and that guy was still tailgating me. So, I 'noticed' a 'cat' on the road and slammed my brakes.
by The Sub March 1, 2005
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basketball

A sport invented in Massachusetts, and unlike most other sports, has actually become more masculine over the years, with the introduction of longer shorts.
Basketball went from white people shooting around in thigh-huggers, to black guys slam dunking and laying up in long shorts.
by The Sub February 26, 2005
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sword fight

Also known as a sausage fest. Sword fights are parties with an overwhelming amount of males. What few females there are usually being cock blocked too. They develop when too many different cliques decide to show up, with few females being told of the party. Also, if two parties are being held at the same time, more or less one of them will turn into a sword fight, depending on which people the girls like.
I went to some dudes house party and it was a total sword fight. All the girls were either at the club or movies that night, and some other kids were cock blocking the girls that were there.
by The Sub February 26, 2005
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1918

A now obselete insult used by fans of the New York Yankees. Prior to the 2004 World Series, the Red Sox had not won a World Series since 1918. Some say that the Red Sox trading Babe Ruth so that the owner could fund a broadway play was the cause of a curse, which ended the Red Sox dynasty of the early 20th century, and would cause them to lose when they DID reach the World Series. The same people who thought up this 'curse' crap also wear tinfoil hats to protect against government mind control satellites.

Unfortunately for Yankees fans, they will have to think up a more unique insult to cheer at Red Sox-Yankees games at the Stadium, because with the departure of Pedro Martinez, the 'Whos Your Daddy' chant has lost it's meaning.
Yankees Fan: 1918! 1918!

Red Sox Fan: 2004! 2004! The year we won again, and the Yankees performed the biggest choke in the history of sports!

Yankees Fan: DOH! Oh well, you won't win next year since The Boss is going to cake over our multi-million dollar roster with an even MORE multi-million dollar roster, further ruining what little chemistry our all-star team has!
by The Sub February 8, 2005
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lex bubble

A Lexus model SC, usually referring to the 01 and up models, the SC430. It has a convertible top, navigation, and backseats which can fit luggage and midgets. The top is a mechanical hardcover similar to that on the new Mercedes-Benz SL-class.

Under the hood is what you'd expect from Lexus, a versatile but underpowered engine. The SC in particular features a V8 which gets about 300 HP. It'll last you much longer than a European import, and won't go as nearly as hard on gas (for a V8 that is), but unless you can do some serious tuning, don't expect to beat anything more than a BMW or Benz V6.
"Yo it's the P. E. double push a Lex bubble in the winter
You can't come alone only the hoes can enter" -Prodigy
by The Sub October 13, 2004
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151

A consumable molotov cocktail. Made by Bacardi, it is 151 Proof and, if not handled correctly, can send your drunk ass to the hospital with alcohol poisoning or third degree burns. It sure as hell will put some hair on your chest though.
151 will get you drunk, and if someone pisses you off, you can wrap a flaming rag around it and throw it at their car.
by The Sub January 22, 2005
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