lettuce leaf

Plesantly shaped vaginal lips. Keith Burtons well proportioned.
"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."

"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."

"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."

"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."

"Wow."
by The Strut October 25, 2004
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Simon "bunny" webster

Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.
Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.
Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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gorby

One of the inbred natives of Shaw, near Oldham, UK. Features include varying numbers of fingers, toes, limbs and eyes. A 'Gorby Virgin' defined as someone faster than their uncle.
Royton Man #1, "I once went out with a girl from Shaw. She took me back to her house and said, 'This is me mam and sister'. There was only one person stood there."
Royton Man #2, "Fucking Gorbies."
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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play the willy banjo

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).
Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
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DNA

1. deoxiribosenucleic acid.
2. National Dyslexic Association.
1. All living things are determined by their DNA
2. I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
by The Strut October 01, 2004
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bedtimer

The last joint of the day. Shortened from 'bedtime bifter'.
"Come on Nick, time for bed."

"Yeah alright. Let me roll my bedtimer dude."
by The Strut October 01, 2004
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