The Strut's definitions

morning coil

Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.

I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

tarka

A type of Indian curry.

"I had a lovely chicken tarka last night."
"Don't you mean chicken tikka?"
"No, it's like chicken tikka but a little otter."

by The Strut October 11, 2004

play the willy banjo

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).

Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

butter my arse

Term said to a man when their partner wants to engage in anal sex and needs lubrication. Taken from the infamous 'Last Tango in Paris' scene.

"I'm on the blob tonight Archibold, you'll have to butter my arse if you want any."

by The Strut October 11, 2004

daddy

The Daddy. Terminology for hardest, most respected nut in Borstal. For complete definition see Ray Winston in the film 'Scum'.

Ray Winston, "Did bring your fackin' tool?"
Big Inmate, "What fackin' tool?"
RW, "This fackin' tool."
BI, "Uuhhnnnnn, uuhhnnn, argh."
RW, "I'm the Daddy now."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Simon "bunny" webster

Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.

Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"

by The Strut September 29, 2004

fudge love

Act of two males copulating. Pillow chomping optional.

"I love you Brian."
"I love you too Jeff."
"I'm going to give you such a fudging."

by The Strut September 29, 2004