The Strut's definitions

Moog

A derogatory term with no synthesiser links at all. Can be used in conjuncture with dog. A flabby, ugly person, normally with bad teeth and a face like a bulldog licking piss off stinging nettles.

Jesus, look at that bird over there, she got a face like a slapped arse! Fuckin' moog.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

mclimpet

Term used for someone of Scottish origin who takes a shine to someone when drunk and then does not leave their side for the rest of the night.

She’ll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
She’s sitting with you but her eyes are on the door

Woo-oh here she comes
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
Woo-oh here she comes
She’s a mclimpet.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

dog and ducked

Cockney rhyming slang for fucked.

I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.

by The Strut September 30, 2004

Ralgex rodeo

Doggy-style sex where 'Ralgex' or 'Deep Heat' is applied to the condom. Male member is well protected. The girl will not realise at first but hang on tight as it starts to burn. My pb is 42 seconds.

"Oooh, oooh, yes.... yesss. Hmmm is it getting hot in here?"
"Ralgex Rodeo!"
"Bastard! Not again!"
"Yeeeehah!"

by The Strut October 13, 2004

on the sniff

To be on the lookout for a sexual partner. Originates from the animal world where the male and female of a species will sniff each others' genitals before copulation.

"Where are you going tonight, love?"
"Out on the sniff, mum."
"Craig! Don't be rude."

by The Strut October 13, 2004

bfh

Acronym for Bus Fare Home. Used when people lose. Made famous by Jim Bowen on Bullseye.

Jim, "Well don't worry, you had six darts to get 101 or more and you got... 11. All you'll be taking is your BFH."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

skinned

1. To go past a defender at a game of football (soccer).
2. To beat someone in a race.

1. Rick Holden skinned three defenders and put an amazing cross in for Andy Richie to volley into the back of the net with some aplomb.
2. Ben Johnson skinned everyone when he was drugged up to eyeballs.

by The Strut October 6, 2004