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jesus boner

noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.
While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.

The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
by the storm drains May 7, 2008
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rock 'n soul

noun: a combination of the rock 'n roll and southern soul music genres. skilled musicians include a guitarist, drummer, and bassist who all contribute to harmonic vocals.
What's rock 'n soul?
Check out Jimi Hendrix's Axis: Bold As Love album.
by the storm drains November 21, 2009
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sphincter

noun: one's pooper
gentlemen, rest your sphincters!
by the storm drains April 18, 2009
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highdea

noun: an idea one composes while high.
urban dictionary is the perfect place to post highdea's.
by the storm drains October 12, 2009
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rhymenocerous

a rapping water dwelling-mammal from the film "Flight of the Conchords". he kicks ass!
that goddamn rhymenocerous is showing off his rap skills on mtv again...
by the storm drains December 9, 2008
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goddamit

Interjection: a word most commonly used in dire, stressful, or really intense situations. Can also be used when one is very pissed off.
When the tree fell on Jesus' car, he yelled, "goddamit!!!"

"While I was driving home, I nailed this squirrel at 50mph. Goddamit, now I gotta clean the shit off my car!!"

Teacher: "OK class, your first midterm is tomorrow."
Student: "Goddamit!"

Dr. Evil: "So what'll it be, Mr. Powers? Save your girlfriend, or save your mojo?"
Austin: "Goddamit!"
by The Storm Drains May 3, 2008
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pussy kiss

For straight males only:
When you just finished a sexual encounter with your woman, and you lie down next to her for a breather. If she stradles you, her pussy lips will touch your leg and leave a wet, sticky mark composed of vaginal juices and/or cum. This mark looks somewhat like a kiss.
I was bangin' away at this chick who was lucky to have me, and after 2 hours I needed a break. Out of the blue she turns over and spoons me, giving me a sloppy pussy kiss.. ugh!
by the storm drains January 13, 2009
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