jimbo: ahh, nothing like a lil' testicular release...
kevin: huh? i thought you were ill?
jimbo: i am, but emma doesn't care. she got flu goo all over her face!!
kevin: huh? i thought you were ill?
jimbo: i am, but emma doesn't care. she got flu goo all over her face!!
by the storm drains June 22, 2009
taylor: hey man have you talked to ray lately?
marc: fuck no! that guy has never had a girlfriend, doesn't drive, is 37 and still lives at home. hes a total arsefodder!
marc: fuck no! that guy has never had a girlfriend, doesn't drive, is 37 and still lives at home. hes a total arsefodder!
by the storm drains May 25, 2009
Verb: The sexual act that consists of the dominant partner, either male or female, giving the more subtle female partner pleasure by inserting the index and middle fingers into her vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand into her anus. She is pleasured by the slow/fast thrusting of the hand in and out of the orifices.
The Shocker is also known as:
1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie
3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber
4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye
5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook
Noun: That really intense yellow bad guy from the Spiderman comics.
The Shocker is also known as:
1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie
3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber
4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye
5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook
Noun: That really intense yellow bad guy from the Spiderman comics.
Verb-
Marc: "Whats the shocker?"
Taylor: "Its two in the fish bowl, one in the corn-hole!"
Noun-
Spiderman: "Oh god, its the shocker!"
Marc: "Whats the shocker?"
Taylor: "Its two in the fish bowl, one in the corn-hole!"
Noun-
Spiderman: "Oh god, its the shocker!"
by the storm drains May 03, 2008
The raddest fuckin punk band on the planet. Their best songs are: Police Truck, Soup Is Good Food, MTV Get Off The Air, Riot, Forest Fire, Halloween, and Winnebago Warrior.
Chris Koteras: "DK sucks!"
Justin: "Fuck you, you little bitch! The dead kennedys are so kickass, they single-handedly created the Bay Area punk scene, fought against the PMRC, and had a fun time doin' it. So go suck your moms massive cock, faggot."
Justin: "Fuck you, you little bitch! The dead kennedys are so kickass, they single-handedly created the Bay Area punk scene, fought against the PMRC, and had a fun time doin' it. So go suck your moms massive cock, faggot."
by the storm drains May 10, 2008
noun: a modern day superhero. on the surface he looks like a clean-shaven, well kept gentleman. but really.... he's the sole force against evil in this hostile world. he's 100% man, and 10% briefcase. his briefcase is composed out of the hides of baby manatees and the tail fin of a basking shark, which he killed with his icy gaze. no one is sure of the contents of the briefcase, but several have tried to find out; unfortunately they failed, resulting in horrible deaths. it is known that Captain Briefcase lives in a doorless house with no windows; he simply walks through the walls to get inside. the only contents of his house are a sharp razor, a change of basketball shorts, and small white t-shirts. this guy is so intense, he killed two stones with one briefcase.
taylor: goddam, psychology is sooooo boring!
mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.
marc: i cant even stay awake...
*Captain Briefcase enters the room*
taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!
*everyone is turned to stone*
mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.
marc: i cant even stay awake...
*Captain Briefcase enters the room*
taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!
*everyone is turned to stone*
by the storm drains May 18, 2009
noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.
While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.
The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
by the storm drains May 07, 2008
noun: when a person has every known STD, at one time. it's pretty much the most disturbing thing that could ever be found in a persons pants.
I took this uber hot chick home for a whole lotta love, and it turns out she had a nasty case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! I still fucked her though, cuz I was too horny.
by the storm drains May 07, 2008