smooth

a) Used when someone does something of skill and makes it look easy.

b) Used in a sarcastic form for when someone has messed something up.
a) Man, that was smooth!

b) Oh yeah, Smooth move man!
by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004
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Tdtf

Tdtf is the abbreviation of “too drunk to fuck” (originating from the Dead Kennedys song).

This is used as an expression that you have really had too much to drink (or that you are literally just too drunk to fuck)
"Man, Get me out of here, I'm tdtf!"

"sorry I'd love to go back to yours but I'm tdtf!"

(Please note these examples are more coherent than you’d probably get if the person is actually tdtf!)
by The Spooky Twigg November 04, 2004
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pot calling the kettle black

This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*
someguy: u R an idiot 4 sayin tht
Some other guy: Well thats the pot calling the kettle black!
by The Spooky Twigg December 03, 2004
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-ness

This word is used to put emphasis onto a word to make it into an adjective... or a more powerful adjective.
That reaks of coolness, She is the hotness, I am the Twiggness
by The Spooky Twigg October 28, 2004
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The White Death

This is something that can happen when you smoke too much pot.

It is called this because when it happens you go white and start to look like a corpse
Last night I smoked to much and had a case of white death...
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Deathing it

This is another term used for when you are hit by The White Death after smoking too much pot.
Oh man! This guys totally deathing it!
by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004
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Carpe Ceravisi

This is the latin for "seize the beer!" and can be used in general conversation.
a: Man... my girlfriend left me!
b: Carpe Ceravisi my friend!
by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004
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