The Smarty farty 420's definitions
by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

A sport among rednecks popularized by the critically acclaimed YouTube channel, “good mythical morning” involving one person kicking a skateboard with a ball of spam on it with the intention of the spam landing in someone’s mouth.
Me and the boys are going to Alabama this weekend,I’ve heard there’s gonna be a redneck golf tournament
by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

Trailer tack toe is a classical art form/ sport among rednecks often to resolve disputes and turf wars, played by red neck A picking a trailer and tagging a tick tack toe move on it and redneck B following up that move. This continues until there is a winner. The challenge being, not getting caught.
Oh yeah!? You think you can chew another mans 2bacci!?(redneck slang for tobacco) you got another thing coming I challenge you to a dang ol’ trailer tack toe game, I tell you what!
by The Smarty farty 420 February 5, 2022

by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

The huffnpuff phenomenon is when a Harry Potter fan becomes so faded that they retake the house test and get a different answer
“Damn my fellow Harry Potter fan I might have had a few to many butter beers (and butter meth) I got so out of it I huffnpuffed a Slytherin on the test.”
by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022

by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

This jabronie tried to get all up in my earwax so I said gweh before I call my Papa smurf and rockify
by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022
